Forwards lead to arson. Where are your kids tonight?

So a friend of mine sent me a "Fwd:" about a mental health test regarding a picture of two "identical" dolphins. I'm sure you've all seen this piece of shit. I know I have. So, as you all know, I hate forwarwards. To that end I replied with "I hope you die in a fire." Hours later I recieved this retort (please note the highlighted incongruity):

i bet you'd feel pretty bad if my apartment caught on fire tonight and i died. in fact, the cops might look at my past emails and my past chats and find that you said you hope i die in a fire and then maybe they would come to your door and tell you i was dead and because you fell over laughing they would arrest you, sure that they had found the murderer and then marcia would get fat with you in jail and miles would grow up retarded because marcia's mom or brothers are the only people who could babysit while she went to work for the 20 hours a day its gonna take to support her newfound twinkie habit. and then i won't even be able to write to you while you're in jail. that would suck. cuz the future of the world depends on how you are able to cope with a fowarded email.good day!and i am sorry, i can ask ***** to forward the email i sent him where i was like one sentence into it and i realized i emailed it to you, too. oh, but that would be a forward, so you'll never know. heeheeheheehheheeei have no life! sigh

Linkuesday Lite Edition

Since linkuesday last week was carb-heavy, we decided to put up our low-cal offering today. Introducing, Linkuesday Lite.

If you died today, and were to be reincarnated, what would you be reincarnated as? Find out here.

Hey MAW, git off n da dang roof! Ever wanted to speak a little hillbilly? Here's a guide that will fool even the craftiest slack jawed yokels into thinking that indeed your family tree does not branch.

Finally, here's a link to the weirdest and wackiest street names. Here is the summarized Top Ten List:

10. Tater Peeler Road in Lebanon, Tenn.

9. The intersection of Count and Basie in Richmond, Va.

8. Shades of Death Road in Warren County, N.J.

7. Unexpected Road in Buena, N.J.

6. Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz.

5. The intersection of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston

4. The intersection of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga.

3. Farfrompoopen Road in Tennessee (the only road up to Constipation Ridge)

2. Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa.

1. Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich.

Meet George Jetson...

What would you think the following photo is a picture of?

If you guessed, a handful of pens, or some tire pressure gauges, or even a series of cold anal probes you would be wrong...because this is none other than, a computer!

When, placed in their proper configuration, they look like this:

Using Bluetooth technology, and new wave projection technology , a fully functional computer is at your fingertips. Ah, what an age we live in..."In 30 years, computers will be twice as powerful, and fill a full room, and so expensive, that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will be able to afford them!" Can't wait till the Frinkiac 2000.

Chicken Dick Superspy Threatens "Athletes"

At today's Bronze medal curling match between the U.K. and the U.S.A. (two nations whose Olympic Atheletes have been identified as "most likely" targets for terroist activity) a lone superspy, using the ancient arts of the ninja, snuck past a seemingly impossible army of security personell, interpol agents, U.S. Secret Service agents, Italian military, M.I.6 agents, and ex-Israeli soldiers in private secuiry roles disguised as peanut vendors and Swedish tourists. Ingeniously disguised as a man with a rubber chicken penis and with an internet casino advertisement painted on his chest he nearly completed his goal of giving the entire U.S. and U.K. curling teams a pressed ham in the name of Allah before he was tackled by a North Korean referee who thought the rubber chicken was real and edible. Thank God for Kim Il Soong and his son for without the slow starvation of the North Korean people hundreds of innocent people, including the President of the I.O.C. might have seen the perpatrators hate filled stink star.

Time For Spring

Today my new golf clubs came via UPS!!! I've been putting off buying a new set for some time, but decided at the end of last Summer that it was time (Father Time had taken his toll on my old set, and there was a real possiblity of having my club heads flying off this year.) I can't wait till Spring. Too bad that stupid groundhog predicted another 6 weeks of Winter.

I Fell Into a Burning Ring of Fire...

There are two different schools of thought when it comes to the composition of hot wings.

The batter coated wing - These wings are done by taking the chicken wings, covering them in batter, frying them up, and then dousing them in wing sauce. Hooters hot wings are a good example of this kind of wing.

The naked wing - The more classic of the two styles. These wings are simply fried as is, and then doused in wing sauce .

Both kinds yield tasty wings, but no matter how many different kinds of hot wings I have tried, I have never found wings that were as tasty (or hot) as the wings I was able to get in this little hole in the wall place while I was going to college in Milwaukee, WI.

These wings from Zaynas Pizza were absolutely the hottest wings I have ever had in my life. What made these wings special, was that their hotness didn't come from a wing sauce, but rather from a very special cayenne pepper oil that the wings were fried in. The oil, had bits of cayenne pepper in it, which would stick to the wings and make them even hotter. What made these so especially hot compared to conventional wings was that the oil permeated the meat itself...the ENTIRE wing was hot all the way through. They could almost be described as oral punishment. We use to eat them (Even Whackly had them)...once or twice a week as a late evening study break. Reminiscing about them...I think we were crazy...but at 19 who isn't? Here's the lessons we learned about uber hotness that will burn your ass and anything that it passes through.

1. Milk is a great calming agent - as a friend of mine discovered after drinking an entire 6 pack of A&W Rootbeer, and running to the water fountain, water based beverages don't do diddly squat in calming the pain.
2. Wash your hands afterwards - For God's sake, don't take your contacts out of your eyes with the cayenne pepper juice on your fingers. Then next day your eyes will burn for a good couple of hours. You won't be able to see where you are going on your way to class.
3. Never scratch your head while eating - It will leave a ginormous welt on your head where you scratch.
4. Don't ask if if it tastes like chicken - The hotness will consume you so much, they could be frying cow chips and you won't know what you are eating. Don't ask don't tell doesn't necessarily just apply to the military.

These lessons being said. I've tried wings from many different places since those glorious years...and haven't found anything that come remotely close to the Zayna's Experience.

Ryan Gay (Vicks) is a dumbass.

Why?

The lame excuses about not being able to get a job.
The "infinite water drive."
The networking expertise. (irony)
The "make a living playing poker online" plan.
The schizophrenia.
The corruption of a woman with real potential to succeed.
The failure to make good on financial commitments.
The failure to accept responsibility for anything.
The paranoia.
The fact that I can't figure out which is more true and/or which is more pathetic:
He actually believes what he's saying and thinks you do too
or
He knows he's full of shit and thinks other people believe him
or
He understands himself but can't figure out why nobody else understands him and therefore assumes that THEY are the ones who are crazy.

Do people google themselves anymore? I hope so.

Linkuesday Supersized Edition

Crazy Speedtest

Browse the web with your 360

You can fool some of the people some of the time....

You've been bamboozled

WiFi is fun

I have such a hardon for this it's just sick

Is that a truncheon in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Who likes long tutorials? I do, I do!

Me likey stealy stealy.

Double O Geek

Reggie, we love you.

Got and extra xbox lying around? Not anymore.

Me likey stealy stealy 2.

More NRev

Did I post this one already? I forget.

Go Penis, It's your birthday.

Municipal Wi-fi meets corporate gooning.

PS3 esta down! And this is just the beginning of the end for Sony's Bastard Chimaera

Aw, LuBelle, my first love. The smell of hay makes me... er.... nevermind.

Strap on your best set of ear goggles for this one.

I tried this this morning with a melted chocolate chip instead of toothpaste. It worked.

More Nintendo. Repost?

Say goodbye to your freetime.

Better than a pedant's manifesto, for sure.

The IT Crowd, Episode 3.

My second enormous hardon for the day.

Where's HR? I've got my pitchfork.

Please go here and offer some support, if you would be so kind.

Lightscribe is cool!

Yes I ripped and burned copy of this movie. I also bought it, and ripped and burned it as a backup to my own copy. I've got a kid and they aren't nice to CDs and DVDs. Although I did buy it from Wal-Mart. Anywho... look at the label I made in a few short moments and burned using my lightscribe drive...

Also... I haven't forgotten. I've been really busy with 100 other things but the now infamous Col. Angus post will be coming sometime soon. It won't end up scrapped like my 7 page uber-disgusting version of the Aristocrats. Hopefully it will be up before my birthday.

Team Engrish Back From the Beyond

A catastrophic event happened to our sister site Team Engrish a couple of weeks ago, and the forum was all but obliterated. But like the phoenix...it rises again from the ashes...introducing... Team Engrish Hyperforce Go Volume 2. Back and better than ever.

At The Grammys...

Surfing the cable abyss last week, I came across the Grammy Awards, and was captivated, if only momentarily. Anyone who saw Madonna gyrating on the stage at this years Grammy Awards in a costume that was more fit for a woman half her age, would agree that the Material Girl should start acting and dressing her age. Don't get me wrong, for a 47 year old, she is in incredible shape, but her routine at the Grammys made me realize she is closer to "Granny" than anything else. This article confirms my suspicions as Ms. Madonna was laid up this week due to a hernia suffered after her performance last week. I recall earlier in her career supposed scandalous trysts with Sandra Bernhart, making people wonder if she has "been gay"? Well, that aura has now been replaced with a bottle of Ben Gay...time catches all, even people with only one name. Maybe she can become the new spokesperson for AARP, after all , she has been a master at reinventing herself through the years. Time for one more transformation.

HAHA!!!!!!!!

What can't be said with electronics ought not be said at all. Someties it shouldn't be said either way.

Ohhhh...CUTE...awwweeeeee

Since Whackly loves the content of cute overload, I thought I would contribute a picture in honor of that. Here you go...be ready to be overloaded...

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That having been said... I will start with this...

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The follow in absolutely true. I shit you not. Seriously.

Thanks to Scecina, a friend from teamengrish.com(currently having some difficulty with the hosting company), I recently recieved a Final Fantasy XI beta test disk. I rushed the disk into my xbox 360 to begin my nerd ecstacy. Thwarted, I tell you, in the most horrible way I am now contemplating mass sacrifice to my inner rage.

I would love to spin a tale here and I certainly could, but there is so much to tell that from this point forward I will stick to the facts. No editorializing whatsoever.

Immediately after putting in the disk I was asked to install some PlayOnline software onto my 360. I agreed. I was forced to scroll through numerous agreements and notices using the controller as if it were a mouse. I was then asked for my birthdate. I was forced to enter this information using a convuluted scheme in which I must use the controller to move the cursor to the field, click x to highlight the field, click y to bring up a little arrow next to the field, and click x again to bring up a little keyboard where I could move the cursor about to type in the numbers. There were no instuction. I had to figure this out with trial and error. I gave my digits and the installation began. It took a very long time. I was then asked to check for updates. It downloaded updates for another very long time. It installed them for another very long time. I was told I would need a code. There was no code with the disk but after a few minutes I found some very tiny blurry print on the sleeve that had a website. I went to the website and was asked for my email address. A confirmation email address was sent to me. I was then given two product keys. Not knowing which to enter I entered the first. It was wrong. I entered the second. I was in five seperate fields with 4 digits in each. Each field must be individually selected. I began to feel like I knew what it was like to be blind and control windows with the black stip with all the moving pins in it. It worked. I was logged into playonline and my information was retrieved. I was then asked to use the same convoluted control scheme to enter my address, phone, number, email address and so forth. I was puzzled that I should have to take 45 minutes to enter it here when I could have entered it in minutes on the website I had just been sent to and with which my xbox had just connected. I was then given a username and was asked to create a password and confirm it. The I was asked to enter the username and password I had just created and confrimed on the previous screen. I was then given a playonline.com email address and sent through the same password confirmation process. I began to get angry. I was then asked to wait while more updates were downloaded and installed. I was then sent through more TOS agreements, forms, and warnings and then the FFXI installation began. It took over an hour. It took so long I left and went to work. Eventually it came to a screen where my wife was asked to enter a name. A completely seperate username from the one I was given earlier. She entered Whackly. It was accepted. She shut off the 360. I returned home excited to play. I was immediately asked for my username and password. I entered it. Keep in mind all of this is entered using the ridiculous controls mentioned above. I was then asked for the FFXI product key. More individually selected fields. OK... evertying's ready. There's something on the screen that says "play." I click it. I am informed I have no content ID and that one must be purchased. It's supposed to be a free beta so I click on the purchase content ID box in a previous menu after backing out enough to find it. I am required to re-enter all my usernames, password, blood type, genome, dna sample, and ACT score. I think that's what happened. I blacked out, actually. I was iformed that I had one content ID and would not be billed during the beta test. I went back and clicked on play and was told I needed to update. It began downloading updates an hour ago and is about to finish istalling them now. I have spent more than 4 hours on this game and I haven't even played it yet. Hopefully I will in less than a minute. If I don't you might want to run if you see me coming tomorrow.

Linkuesday

In honor of Valentines Day, here is a site that shows your sentiments a long time ago in a galaxy far away.

Here's a link for the Amish Desperados.

Remember the Autobots and Decepticons?

Why panhandle for normal folks? Try the millionare community.

Think you are a movie guru? Try this movie quiz.

Wonder what kind of crop circles aliens with turrets would draw?

Even Paris Hilton got onboard with the Xbox 360 Craze...hope this doesn't affect Microsoft Stock too negatively.

What Really Grinds My Gears!!!

Anyone who saw that particular Family Guy Episode, this is something that Really Grinds My Gears.

The Xbox 360 was "backward compatible" with a bunch of Xbox 1 Games...you could play them in the 360...HOORAY!!! in concept...except that for whatever crazy reason, Microsoft didn't allow a utility to port over game saves from your Xbox to the 360. I mean, what's the frigging point? You have a good game on the Xbox, which you are many hours of gameplay into...and because you can't use your save games from the original Xbox, you have to start all over on the 360? That's like a mule with a spinning wheel, no one knows how he got it, and dang if he knows how to use it.

Makes no sense, Until now... A group was able to "hack" the Xbox360 encryption scheme...which means...save games can now be transfered!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!! Here's the link to the article from our sister site Team Engrish.com.

I got your Tachyon beam, right here!

Thanks to some links that one of our readers posted on a Star Trek forum we have recently gained a new readership. For the last few days our hit counter has been working overtime. In honor of our new guests Mezzo suggested we post something geared toward our new readers. I thought this was an excellent idea but, sadly, hadn't a clue on which level these people could be reached. I don't know a bit about unwilling virginity, taping glasses, where to find white pin striped button down short sleave shirts or black Reeboks, larping, etc. In my mind Trekkies (Oh yeah, Trekkers, take that) come from two places. They are would be Star Wars fans who lack the imagination to enjoy a universe that doesn't have a convoluted scientific explanation for all it's fanciful technology OR they are they are Goth Kids who never learned to be self-absorbed and hypocritical. I just don't get it. So ... along those lines... here's what's wrong with Star Trek (please add your own in the comments because there is no way I can list them all).

Deanna Troy: What kind of God Damned psychic can't even READ FUCKING MINDS? Perhaps her psychic powers are really just a parlor trick she picked up from a producer during her days of doing ameteur porn.

Jonathan Frakes: Say what you like about his abilities as a director. Maybe he really is good in that capacity. Who, however, decided he would be the sex symbol on STTNG? He's as ugly as the dry skin on my feet.. if the dry skin on my feet had uneven eyes. The captain calls him piss, his uniform shows he has puffy nipples, and he dragged all those assholes with him to do voices for the Gargoyles cartoon show. Lame.

William Shatner: Do I need to get into this one, really?

Time Travel: You cannot make a quantum field by focusing a tachyon beam on a..... yeah... I'm boring myself... you JUST CAN'T DO IT! Not now, not in the future! Even if you could how come you have to relearn it every time it becomes relevant? Doesn't anyone on the Enterprise ever write anything down?

Oracle Claims: I'm so sick of hearing people say that Star Trek predicted the existence of this and that. I heard someone, recently, claim that Star Trek predicted the invention of automatic sliding doors. You mean like the automatic sliding doors triggered by pressur plates that have been found in ANCIENT ROMAN FUCKING TEMPLES? Those kinds of doors? "The warp engine is a sound scientific princi...." Shut the fuck up. Go bet me a bucket of anti-matter and then talk to me. Oh, I realize that Star Wars and other Sci-Fi universes have faster than light travel but they don't try to explain it with science. It's fantasy. If your fantasy becomes science you are only 8 grave robberies away from a big green lover with bolts in his neck.

Leonard Nimoy: Have you seen the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins video? Oh my fucking god.

Data: How does a freaking robot with no emotions constanty show emotional responses? The only difference between Data and Kryten is that data doesn't have a vacuum attachment in his dick hole. Aside from that they are equally cheesy. Notice I didn't say that Mr. Spiner was the problem. He was wasted on that show. Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, and Levar Burton were all too good to be on that show. That's saying alot since Levar Burton's other gig was hosting READING RAINBOW!!!!!

Q: Please, if God had a douche bag older brother....

Tribbles: You can't possibly make a believable enemy of something that looks like the frilly liners people use to keep their bedroom handcuffs from chaffing wrists and ankles. Of course, your average Star Trek fan doens't know much about bedroom fantasies that don't involve a 60 year old woman in a Captain's uniform and an ex-model with cyborg implants on her face.

Wesley Crusher: I'm pretty sure he was just on the show to keep the 45 year old creepy single males watching.

The away team: How does the dude in the red uniform not know by now? If you are suddenly called to go on an away team with all the ships higher ups with whome you have no previous relationship... you're the cannon fodder. Look around you. If you can't immediately tell which one of the people in the room is most likely to die... it's you. If you look around you and there is nobody else there... well... you truly are a Star Trek fan. (w00t-lonely)

Tuvok: What happened in his youth to make him the biggest Vulcan pussy of all time?

Janeway: You freaks actually think she's sexy? Why not microwave a rotten potato and fuck that. Same wrinkles. Same smell (you know... the smell of band-aid plastic and poop). If not then just rub some Flexall 454 on it.

Foreheads with vaginas on them: There's even more than one species! There was a species from DS9 that had, not only a vagina head but also a HIGE concave clitoris right int he middle.

Ferengi: Anti-Semitic stereotype? I rank them right up there with Jar-Jar Binks.

Scottie: He could reroute power through the terciary life support power cuppling to keep the phasers firing but he couldn't take his fucking insulin?

You know, I could have gone on all day but this "piss of the trekkers" rant is boring me now. I've got Firefly to watch.

The Important Questions of Life...

Is it wrong to go to an optional dinner meeting because you know you will get to eat at a very nice restaurant paid for by someone else?

This is kind of similar to the question ... (applies to women mostly)

Is it wrong to go out on a date with someone you aren't interested in just because you are hungry?

Question number 2 doesn't apply to me, but the first one I must ponder...hmmm... Face Time is important in business after all isn't it?????

Lazy Linkuesday (Linkednesday Light)

Today I'm just going to throw up the links and advise you that each leads to something cool, funny, or otherwise worthy of your time.

http://www.govtech.net/digitalcommunities/story.php?id=97829
http://money.cnn.com/
http://brainerror.net/texts_macroring_en.php
http://www.drugstore.com/
http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/3D-Painted-Rooms.html
http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/
http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/Not-Bullet-Proof.html
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27549663/
http://jstrassburg.blogspot.com/2006/01/howto-tunneling
http://www.engadget.com/2006/02/08/japans-real-3d-image-projector/
http://www.gamespot.com/gamecube/action/legostarwars/index.html
http://news.designtechnica.com/article6041.html
http://osswin.sourceforge.net/games.html
http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9588_22-6035227.html
http://www.geekzone.co.nz/content.asp?contentid=4162
http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/2006/02/
http://www.canon.com/technology/display/
http://thomashawk.com/2006/02/30-boxes-best-calender-ever.html
and finally this last one, courtesty of Nick, is the best Linkuesday link every posted.... it's really good.....
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=1654204
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's all a system of control only Keanu Reeves won't save us.

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” - George W. Bush... no wait.. it wasn't Bush. Who said that? Oh yeah, it was HERMANN FUCKING GOERING

Cartoon courtesy of EditorialCartoons.org

Nuesday

Mental Fiber: Oracle of Cacophonic Calamity?

Some of you may remember a story some time ago concerning new body armor for American troops in Iraq. It was right here on Mental Fiber where the switch from American Troop: Defender of Goodness to American Stormtrooper: Thug of the New Order was first predicted.

Submitted for your judgement:

The humorous prediction

and

The horrible reality that followed

Prepare to die!

"You have been killed by the United States military. Have a nice day." -In between the muzak piped in the lobby where people wait in queue to get into Heaven.

Puppy Bowl II During Superbowl XL

The time is Sunday Night...the Superbowl has just ended, and I am flipping through channels to see what else was on...flip to The Animal Planet...and I see the funniest thing I think I've seen in a while...and It made me think of Whackly and his love for cuteoverload.com. The Puppy Bowl II was being shown, which featured a bunch of little scamps running around floor that was painted to look like a football field. It was kind of funny, and sickening at the same time. Some of the little tykes were just sitting there scratching their ear...while a couple of the others seemed to be deep in the guise of "puppy love". Anyway, Whackly, this post is for you, and your love of "cute".

Yoda, meet your match...

Courtesy of CuteOverload

Is that Col. Angus darting in and out of the cotton...

I don't like to hype a future post too much because it puts too much pressure on me to post something that's actually good. However, I'm confindent that, although it may be vaportext for a while, I really have something good brewing. I have a draft saved but am currently doing developement in Word on the Cunnilingus post. Just to keep you interested and entertained in the meantime here's a preview/primer.

Another Crazy USB Device

In the second edition of "Do We Really Need This?", I'd like to introduce another device that will get you cooking in a much different way than the George Forman USB Grill, although unlike the Foreman Grill, this device can be enjoyed by all women and only some men, for those late night one handed surfing sessions, Introducing...

The USB Vibrator...complete with five separate attachments for her pleasure. Now if they only came out with a juicer and the klingon...the set would be complete. This one will make your computer the "love machine" that it always had the potential to be. Tune in next week when we review the new sex education film "Electro-Gonorrea, The Noisy Killer".

Charter: Get Bent

Even if only temporary, it is always advisable to erect monuments to your own emotions. Using magnets and the metal door to the sprinkler valve control room to do so is just malfeasance for malfeasences' sake.

Fishbreath...a Reality

The Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus...allows humans to go where no one was able to go before, under the sea. Too bad you have to wear on of those cumbersome tanks of air, wouldn't it be cool if you could just breath underwater?

• Ingest some "gillyweed" like in Harry Potter...
• Use a breather like in Star Wars Episode 1...
• Or in Futurama, a breather and a pressure pill...

Looks like sci fi has once again become reality. This link explains a new invention that allows the user to take oxygen right out of sea water. Time to start a new life under the sea!!!

WTF.. Humans are stupid

I've been doing some research for an upcoming post. In the process I ran across this very interesting link. It's not so much the subject that is interesting, although the idea is humorous. What's interesting is that the author seems to think it unkind or unwise to fake an orgasm however they also seem to think it's acceptable to have reconstructive surgery in order to fool your new husband into thinking you really are a virgin on your wedding night. Seriously... we are doomed as a species.