Another Crazy USB Device
In the second edition of "Do We Really Need This?", I'd like to introduce another device that will get you cooking in a much different way than the George Forman USB Grill, although unlike the Foreman Grill, this device can be enjoyed by all women and only some men, for those late night one handed surfing sessions, Introducing...
The USB Vibrator...complete with five separate attachments for her pleasure. Now if they only came out with a juicer and the klingon...the set would be complete. This one will make your computer the "love machine" that it always had the potential to be. Tune in next week when we review the new sex education film "Electro-Gonorrea, The Noisy Killer".
The USB Vibrator...complete with five separate attachments for her pleasure. Now if they only came out with a juicer and the klingon...the set would be complete. This one will make your computer the "love machine" that it always had the potential to be. Tune in next week when we review the new sex education film "Electro-Gonorrea, The Noisy Killer".
posted by EZMezzo at 9:52 AM
2 Comments:
i could think of a few people who could use that middle one up the ass to help them relax a bit... the usb missiles are the coolest thing I have ever seen... also... just a heads up... the Col. Angus post is going to be delayed... first because i need some alone time with the wife for "research" and second because I've just discovered the tv show firefly on dvd and it's the best damned show ever except the office and futurama... anyone wanna babysit?
oh Colonel, you old carpet bagger!
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