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Ladies and Gentlmen: The Spruce Goose

Get Ready to Lose the Next Few Weeks of My Life...

Or so the girl at Best Buy said to me while I was purchasing Rockstar Table Tennis today. The game is suppose to be more addictive than crack...We'll have to see. Haven't played it yet, as I'm finishing up my day at work blogging a little (I've been neglectful)...and eating some cheese curds from A&W. (Which is more addicting, cheese curds or Table Tennis...hmmmm that may be a close race.

Speaking of races...did anyone else see the footage of that horse breaking it's leg in the race last weekend? Grotesque to say the least, reminded me of when Joe Theisman did it on Monday Night Football many moons ago. The difference is, they didn't turn Joe into glue...cause he's still peddling life insurance on late night TV!

WTF World! Somebody do something!

This U.S. is sending National Guard troops to monitor the Mexico/U.S. border. The administration claims it's not militarizing the border. However, yesterday, while El Presidente de Mexico, Vincente Fox toured Tiajuana to speak out against U.S. action U.S. Border Control agents at the San Diego border crossing (nearby! check your maps!) pursued a black SUV full of unarmed people suspected of being illegal immigrant smuggling, smashed out the trucks windows, and shot (and I think killed!) the (seemingly unarmed) driver.

As the United States Government begins the inital steps of setting up Mexican immigrants as a political scapegoat and moves forward with its plan to use the illegal immigration issue to distract Americans from the war based on lies and false evidence we are fighting in Iraq and the pending economic downfall brought about by corporate campain funds, lobbyists, and political cronyism they are also refusing to acknowledge the human rights abuses taking place in the not-so-secret "secret" prisons where innocent men are suspended above the law in a web of loopholes that spit on the Geneva convention. The current administration uses this as a basic tactic. Sometimes several layers deep. They used Hurricane Katrina to distract us from the war but then had to use Social Security and Gay Marriage to distract us from Katrina. Much like Hitler in the 30's, in order to keep control and attempt to unite the people under one banner while simultaneously distracting them while you take away their civil liberties you need the ultimate scapegoat. The Jews paid the price then. How far will it get this time?

Look for the United States to set up Mexicans and Muslims the same way Germany began to use the Jews in the 30's.

Please note that Iran has now announced plans to force non-Muslims (Christians, Jews, etc.) living in Iran to wear color coded badges on their clothing to distinguish them from Muslims. Iran is also planning to host a conference to "review" (actually "deny") the Jewish Holocaust. As much as I'm glad I don't live in Iran right now I'm wondering how long before the US starts forcing Islamic peoples to wear badges depicting planes flying into the World Trade Center towers or Mexicans to wear badges with a picture of a Chihuahua wearing a sombrero.

Jim Kissed Pam!!!!

Jim Kissed Pam
and then my DVR
stopped recording!
Somebody tell me
what the fuck happened!

Linkednesday

C# for C++ dummies

Not a repost, but a revisit

Your love is like Bad Physician

I think you can drive this car in PGR3

Get past the bias in the article and then stop cutting your kids dicks off

Ah, 1993 how I mourn thee

Show you the money

HA!

OMG, have you ever heard of "Futanari?" BAAAARF

Smart game

Except for Boobah and Teletubbies Miles likes them all

Feel My Nintendo Power

Google Video Stealy Stealy

Let's all call Amazon!

Save Your 360 (I bought one)

That distant rumble is the start of Huge Toilet Flush that will take PS3 home

Stupid FDA

Somebody buy me one of these, please

'Sa WooWoo?

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be Mormons

Straight from the NSA's "Best Practices" file

No really, feel it. They changed card stock.

Buy me one of these too

Isn't it smooth? And supple?

And Big?

Rub it harder and it will spit

Did you miss it?

EcoGeek?

Everything you know is a lie

Sony Hopes and we all laugh

Cooooooooooooooooooool!

It doesn't work for me yet but you try it!

Who's gonna pay my wife?

Get Organized!

Well No Shit!

Long loads kick ass!

I loved Science Court!

Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have to Choke a B*tch?

In the name of safety, the everyday prostitute on the street will now be able to "turn em out" without worrying about ending up lying in a ditch at the end of her shift. Introducing...lojack for the common Ho.

With all the hi-tech wizardry in these shoes, streetwalkers can now walk the street with confidence. Sucky Sucky 5 dollars....

I can't decided if my mind's inventions suck or blow.

Over the past few days I've had some idea that I thought were good. They apparently aren't. One was for a golf/puzzle video game and another for a website that promotes common courtesy by giving people coupons for $10 gift certificates from sponsors so they can hand them out as random appreciation for courteousness. I thought one of these ideas would make me a million dollars but I was kidding myself. After having opened an email containing the above photo I realized that my mind's inventions will never... NEVER... come close to living up to a cat in a paper sack with "Wookie Armor" written on it. What was I thinking?

Ghost in the machine.

My xbox 360 can blog. Although I haven't even turned it on for a while so there aren't any entries yet. I'm afraid my 360's blog will be more interesting than my own so I hesitate to post the link. Oh well... here's the link.
Whackly's Xbox 360
Other people with Gamertags might have blogging 360s too.

Today's woot.com deal is awesome for anyone looking for a serious mp3 player.

Where the fuck have I been?

I've been trying to find a new job, ass. How about you?

I had a date with the wife today. Dinner and a movie. There weren't any movies we wanted to see. Then the restaurant we planned to eat at wasn't open for lunch on Sunday. So we wen't shopping. How does that different from any other Sunday? We had a babysitter. During our 5 hour date we got more done than we would have in a whole day with a (cute and adorable and absolutely perfect in every way but still a dead weight when it comes to productivity) toddler along. We bought Mother's day presents for our moms and got groceries. We also went to World Market and bought a wok and a whole bunch of fun cooking ingredients. I got some "tipsy olives" with sake and ginger. Very tasty. We also picked up a bunch of semi exotic candy. It has been my opinion for many years that the Japanese make the best gummi candy in the world. I am proud to say my opinions are infallable, unlike my spelling. The Litchi Gummis we bought are super tasty. OOOOHHHH.... Do you guys remember Aero bars? I had them as a kid and really like them. They are something like a 3 Musketeers bar but the marshmallow-like substance in the middle is less whiped and has bubbles in it. Well they have them at World Market! They also have what I can only assume is a UK candy bar called Yorky which sports a "No Women" sign for the "o" as well as the subtitle "Not for girls." On the back it says "Do Not Feed The Birds"(hence the assumption that it is from the UK). Now the ingredients on this bar are no different than any other chocolate bar. It doesn't have testosterone or anything in it. It's just a chocolate bar. Is this a clever marketing invetion to sell chocolate to men by associating it with misogyny? You think? They have some really great tortilla chips there too. What are the characteristics of good tortilla chips? Well good tortilla chips are usually made by frying or baking tortilla "dough" rather than frying extruded triangles of masa (corn paste). Good toritilla chips usually come in a light proof bag, also. Ultra Violet light has a substantial negatice affect on the oils in the chips and therefore the flavor as well. A taste test Marcia heard during the Splendid Table" NPR show while driving back from Wisconsion consisted of a panel of expert judges. The judges were chefs, critics, interested laypeople, and the host, Lynn Rosetto Casper. They tried a huge array of bagged tortilla chips almost all of which were masa extruded chips (since the only way to get real tortilla chips is to have a deep fryer and deep fry some uncooked tortillas, generally). The winner, by far, of the taste taste were Dorito's Brand Plain Tortilla chips which, sadly, Marcia and I have only found for sale once here in Minnesota. It was determined that the reasoning for the superior chips from Dorito's was that the doritos bag was make of lightproof foil and subsequently the chips were uninundated with UV light. So when you go to World Market get the ones in the lightproof bag. They are good. I'm tired. I could blog more but I've already been to bed once and I got back up to write this while it was still in my head. Oddly enought the original point of this blog was the Aero and Yorky candy bar availability. Things change when you blog and watch Mythbusters simultaneously.