Ryan Gay (Vicks) is a dumbass.

Why?

The lame excuses about not being able to get a job.
The "infinite water drive."
The networking expertise. (irony)
The "make a living playing poker online" plan.
The schizophrenia.
The corruption of a woman with real potential to succeed.
The failure to make good on financial commitments.
The failure to accept responsibility for anything.
The paranoia.
The fact that I can't figure out which is more true and/or which is more pathetic:
He actually believes what he's saying and thinks you do too
or
He knows he's full of shit and thinks other people believe him
or
He understands himself but can't figure out why nobody else understands him and therefore assumes that THEY are the ones who are crazy.

Do people google themselves anymore? I hope so.