Monday, October 31, 2005
Tax Day...
On a happier note...tomorrow is Battlefront 2 DAY (along with Star Wars Revenge of the Sith)...I will have to get up bright and early to go foraging for these two things like my forefathers...the hunters and gatherers! I AM EZMEZZO OF THE HILL PEOPLE!!!!!
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Early Sunday Blues...
Sam's Club has dvd-r in spindles of 100 for a little less than $40. These spindles come in all label varieties: inkjet printable, plain white, and the like. One of them is called "Thermal Printable." Are these thermal printable disks the sort of disk I would need to use to burn labels with lightscribe? I was under the impression that lightscribe disks were pricey but these thermal ones are the same price as the others.
Please advise. Please. Please. I'm out of DVDs and I need to buy some A.S.A.P.
On another note I am trying out the Opera browser. First at the urging of Paav but then also at the urging of Doordolt. There are some issues. For instance, as I type this mosr of the useful icons at the top of the blogger compose window are gone. However, there are some pretty cool features. First up, security. It's really only secure for the same reason firefox is. By that I mean it isn't. It's just that not many people use Opera so there's really no point in nefarious types making exploits for it. Other advantages include it's sleek and refined design. In fact I am a stickler for effeciency in a brower. I get so tired of having to uncheck pointless toolbars and rearrange them up top in IE and firefox that this minimalist aspect of Opera really tickles me in a sick place. The tabbed browsing is quite nice as well. Screw switching windows and such. Just tab over. Ingenious! Not original, by any means, but much more effectively done than it was in... say... Star Office 5.2.
Anyways, back to recovering from catastrophic drive failure. It has taken me most of my free time since Thursday just to get all my digital pictures and music back (a profound success on both counts though) and now I am just burning a backup of a friend's wedding video so I don't have to panick if I think I lost the .iso again. I am thinking of foregoing putting Microsoft Office 2003 back on this pc. I really only needed it for Outlook and I don't use outlook for mail. I have already exported my calendar to the laptop so I think I will just give Corel a run for now.
I am tired. OOOOOOOH!!! I have GMAIL! I'm out like Sulu!
Friday, October 28, 2005
Haiku Friday
Tiny ghosts and gouls
Harvesting sweet confections
Autumn wind wisping
"Did I just see Bonniegrrl face down *ss up?" - Whackly
Success!!!!!! I have been banned!
Thursday, October 27, 2005
An excerpt from an alternate life I lead of which I am immensly proud. (REDUX)
Don't worry, Orphan, Walmart is evil with their low paying jobs and poor benefits. However, I haven't decided if it is better to have lots of people running around with cheaply made merchandise but living on minumum wage with some benefits. Or, less people buying more expensive things (not from Walmart) and more poor people unemployed living on welfare.Nevertheless, Walmart has a wide selection of Lucasarts games with plenty of Star Wars related toys!
metallicorphan:
as i have just said in the bfg forum,walmart ahve just taken over our asda(big supermarket chain),but i dont think i will see any demos of the 360 for a while yet
Tad Whackly :
Wal-Mart does rotate stocks of star wars toys regularly. The problem is you have to hack your way through a crowd of mullet sporting wife abusers in the automotive section, crazy eyed consiracy theorists in sporting goods, 12 year old trailer sl*ts in the pharmacy/hygeine sections, aged smoke cured ridden hard and put away wet welfare mothers in the clothing section, and then the 12 year old trailer sl*t's 5 year old unwashed grabby handed hick spawn in the toy section in order to view them. If you have the strengh to get all the way to the toys you will be please to find an entire host of inexpensive, gimmicky, and unimaginative star wars figurines, each with enough tiny loseable parts to ensure that while wrestling, kicking and screaming, through the sharp edged, nearly un-breakable, diamond filiment plastic packaging the figure will be broken and the little pieces of detritis will be flung violently into corners of your house that require the movement of palatte jack weight furniture to access for recovery.
P.S. I shop at Target.
HealthyFerret:
Point well taken T Whack. However, you have not addressed Walmart's employment practices (which allow all those Star Wars toys to be sold at lower prices) although I can guess where you stand.Walmart will be carrying BFII on opening day but I believe the price is so regulated that you won't catch a discount there.I would have to second a vote for Target but as far as Battlefront software I see little or no difference.
big dog jeff :
yes but if you local walmart contains a grocery store like mine does, and you go to get your copy of battlefront 2 or your favorite plastic toy of doom, you can go in the morning when there is nothing but hot moms with there kids there, shopping and ofcourse discussing the star wars battlefront forums
Tad Whackly :
And take your wife. She likes hot moms as much as you do. Our WalMart is packed to the gills with redneck double Y chromos 24/7. I'm honestly not kidding. Plus they have 24 lanes and even on the busiest day of the year there are only 4 open. Ridiculous. I may spend a bit more at Target but at least it's clean and I won't get run over by some drunk blob of social service case in her rascal scooter as he b-lines for the sale Audiovox Portable Cd Players. I have a mother-in-law that works at Walmart. A mother-in-law whome I hate with a passion even Ch*st can't equal. So, personally, I'm glad they treat employees like crap.Jawas are cute. You ever run up to them and step back and forth to make it look like they are performing fellatio?
Please ban me! I have a great idea for my new username!
Casey at the Bat...Chicago Style
The outlook wasn't brilliant for Wrigleyville that day,
The Score was one to zero with one more inning to play.
The White Sox were in the Series, somewhere the Cubs haven't been,
For many a year, exactly two before nineteen ten.
Up came the Astros with a last glimmer of hope,
Trying to extend the series with a last rope a dope.
Lane got on second with one out away,
Looks like the Astros would live to fight another day.
But up from nowhere the shortstop Uribe stood tall,
And with his defensive action he literally grabbed the ball.
Popped out into foul territory the ball would land,
But no Astro Fan could act like Bartman.
The Final out looked like it could be a run,
But here comes Uribe to spoil the fun.
Sox win the series, The World Champs can gloat,
But there is no joy in Wrigleyville...the curse of the goat!
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Forum Moderators Do It Anal! (T-Shirt idea?)
Here's her website
Here's her blog
Here's her blogger profile
Here's her daily livejournal blog
If anyone finds her home address please go here and send her something. I'll reimburse you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some annoying and vulgar trackbacks to leave.
The new "Give-to-me Elmo"
I came across this news story today about an Elmo impersonator that was arrested by the Police for harassing families for tips. Supposedly, the man dressed up as Elmo and posed for pictures with kids and families, but became rather insistent about tipping afterwards.
What a sad state of affairs, when someone has to use a beloved children's character to try and bilk unsuspecting tourists out of money. He might as well have dressed up as Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny. Worse yet, imagine the parents of the kids trying to explain to them why Elmo threatened to send the Cookie Monster out to "break some legs", or why Elmo was handcuffed and stuffed into the back of a squad car. Elmo might need to insight the talents of The Count to help him figure out how many days he will be in jail.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Trivia Tuesday (Trivuesday)
2. Dragons: China or Japan?
3. Universities: Liberal or Conservative?
4. Shepherds: whooping terrier or hypnotoad?
5. Rain make people: dumb or smart?
6. Funniest: The Office or Futurama
7. Organized religions: naive or ignorant?
8. Queequeg tattoos: sexy or icky?
9. Preference: tube steak or meat curtains?
10. Euphamisms: always funny or only sometimes funny?
Linkfest Tuesday (Linkuesday?)
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1
Coming to a cracker crusted whiteytown suburban mall near your honkey ass!
Nuesday
Improper resizing by CNN.com editors caused the face of slain soldier James O. Kinlow to appear horribly smushed on the CNN.com website. Pushing ethical questions about the war and its 2000th American casualty aside CNN.com decided to focus on the fact that the soldier had a normal life outside his unwilling role as part of the Crusadist War Machine and was not in least bit smushed before he left for Iraq. Reached for comment CNN.com editors had this to say: "We weren't implying that he was smushed to death. Hey, somebody call Fox News and find out what the President wants us to say tonight! Oh! You're still there. Did you need your parking validated? Nevermind! I forgot this was a phone call! I gotta go poopy...... (hang up)."
It's NUESDAY!!!!
Stockholm, Sweden - Italian model Mariacarla Boscono will replace Kate Moss in TV commercials to help launch a collection by Stella McCartney for Swedish clothing chain Hennes & Mauritz.
The move was a crushing blow to Mary-Kate Olsen who had reportedly dropped out of school, developed an eating disorder, and even tried the Kate Moss "coke" diet in hopes of transitioning from child TV-Star to Supermodel Extraordinaire.
Sans modeling contract Mary-Kate has decided to take a new path, as she was quoted as saying... "I wanna learn what I can from my new Idol, Paris Hilton. Her style, Her Trust Fund Ways...It's HOT!"
Hodgepodge Tuesdays
Trivia Tuesday - Trivia quizes and the like.
Linkfest Tuesday - Fun links from the realms of cyberspace.
Nuesday - Ode to Infertile Vertical. News stories worthy of the National Enquirer.
Monday, October 24, 2005
Creepy Ass Frog Boy
Linkfest Monday
Thanks to AOASUS for this video. It starts out slow. It seems like something you would normally change the channel on. Stick with it. Oh yeah... she said vagina.
Wrong. This is also your chance to weigh in with your preference. Which is a better idea: Linkfest Monday or Trivia Tuesday?
Random Thoughts For the Day
- The World Series...I should be happy for the hometown White Sox...but I am not. In fact I hope they fold like cheap suit. Sometimes it's hard being a Cubs Fan.
- Why does Sony seem to want to kill every attempt at allowing home-made applications on their PSP? If they are afraid of people not buying their stuff, it works the opposite way...cause I will not buy anything new for the fear of it forcing a firmware upgrade.
- Why are the NBA Players complaining about the new dress code instated by the league? Business Casual...ask any normal person if they would put up with business casual for a job that pays you millions of dollars for PLAYING a game...I think I know the answer...
- How spoiled are we in the America? In some countries people are worried about having loaves of bread on the shelf running out. Me? I am concerned that the Xbox 360 will be sold out on the launch day. Talk about trying to put things into perspective.
- The Donald makes 25,000 dollars for every minute of speech that he gives. What wisdom can he impart in a minute to people that is possibly worth 25,000 dollars?
- We can send men to the moon. Why can anyone invent a wireless phone that doens't drop calls every ten minutes?
- Golf is the great equalizer. One minute you are on top of the world when you hit a good shot...only to be humbled the next minute by the very same game. Worse yet, how cruel is it to play the best round right before the snow flies, and then have to wait 5 months to play again? The golf gods have no sense of humor.
Friday, October 21, 2005
In an effort to fight forwards on all fronts I post the following:
From: "Marlo Evans"
To: counselor565@yahoo.com, hotnixon183@hotmail.com, looney_55@hotmail.com, jed.deisel@gpisd.org, mrslindros507@hotmail.com, ksgirrl8hrt@yahoo.com, mssurunner5@hotmail.com, larsie116@hotmail.com, adam_mertens@hotmail.com, bigmember@hi5.com, jen828@yahoo.com, al_salinas@charter.net, julieann_333@hotmail.com, seeleycant@hotmail.com, libra656@charter.net, tammyroebeck@tds.net, tammysmith_99@yahoo.com, tjlefsner@yahoo.com
Subject: FW: Vikings
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 16:36:28 -0500
Marlo
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From: Amber Person
To: Mommy Gramma Person
Subject: Vikings
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:54:57 -0700 (PDT)
Vikings gone wild
(To the theme from Gilligans Island)
Come sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of fateful trip
That started from a small lake town
Aboard two tiny ships
The mates were a bunch of pole dancers
But the waitstaff was too pure
The Vikings team set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour
The action started getting hot
The dancers strutted their stuff
If not for the prudes in the fearless crew
There wouldn't have been such a huff
The boats turned around and went back home
The authorities came aboard
But fear not friends, 'cause all's not lost
The Vikings finally scored!
Thursday, October 20, 2005
You animals! You blew it up!
R.I.P. Infertile Vertical.
You will be missed (mostly by EzMezzo). I couldn't post enough for one blog. Screw two. Screw that right in the ear.
Scientology...Explained
Ran across this video from "Passion of the Cruise" website which explains Scientology in a very humorous manner. (Warning, not work safe...so be careful). Enjoy...
"Idiots....GOSH!"
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Trivia Tuesday!
2. Who does Something Dirty have a crush on?
3. Who makes the best brownies?
4. Who's becoming whom?
5. Out comes the ______ from the ______ and then out come the ____ from the ___. The satisfied man then yells "Booyah!"
P.S.
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Yo Adrian....Where Are My Bifocals?
Hollywood seems to keep finding ways to stretch the realm of reality razor-thin without much thought, but I think they've finally gone over the edge. It seems that another Rocky Movie has been greenlit for production, that's right for those who are still counting "Rocky 6", which Sylvester Stallone has been trying to get made for years looks like it has finally got some studio backing. Looking at the realities of it all, it seems to be paddling against the current.
1. Sylvester Stallone is 59 years old. Apparently the plot involves Rocky coming back and fighting a series of "low profile" fights... How are they gonna make that fly? In real life boxers are washed up at 35, and start biting off their opponents ears in an attempt to keep one foot out of the end of their career. At 59??? They will have to get Rocky to be hoisted into the ring with some kind of crane and instead of his patented USA themed Shorts he will have to wear Depends.
2. Rocky the original was a success, but after that things have gone WAY downhill. There is a reason many people try to forget Rocky 5...it STUNK worse than the elephant cages dropped into the skunk habitat at the zoo.
3. Stallone seems to be grasping at straws trying to find a way to revive his celebrity status. He's been replaced by younger actors vying for his action star status. Even Vin Diesel and his "Red Baby" experience of a movie is a bigger star these days than Mr. StillOLD.
All this is not that surprising. The lack of good Hollywood scripts lately makes even crap on toast seem plausible. Look for "Rocky 6 - The Search For More Money" to disgrace a theater near you soon...
Monday, October 17, 2005
Beware!!!! Of Bigfoot...Maybe...
More than 400 people flocked to the town of Jefferson, Texas to theorize and hypothesize on the origins of the all mighty Sasquatch (AKA Bigfoot) at the Texas Bigfoot Conference. These people, I suppose want to be taken seriously, and not just laughed at just like the UFO theororists, and the Nessie Backers. All this bother trying to determine if Bigfoot is a mythical creature or real makes me think...
Why not use hi-tech means...set up a million cameras in the forest, and when Bigfoot walks by, snap a picture of him.
Then I remembered...
Well, that would be very expensive...and people that believe in Bigfoot are poor and have no money for such an operation...
Now if only they could find a way to sell their used uni-cycles...
Friday, October 14, 2005
Thursday, October 13, 2005
OMFG!!!!!
NO F***ING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got this in my email this morning! CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN 72 hours after the drawing. Unless that's 72 business hours.... 9 days... sure.... WHY NOT!! I WON BITCH! I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!
FEEL
MY
PIMPIN!
Congratulations you are the winner of the 10/02 - 11:10 Xbox 360 sweepstakes brought to you by Mountain Dew.You will receive your Xbox 360 before it’s available in-stores and will need to provide a signature when it’s delivered. The Xbox 360 is being released later this year in 2005, once the delivery date is confirmed we will post it in your account history so please check back periodically. In the meantime, during the next few weeks be on the look out for a Party in the Box package from Mountain Dew and Xbox, which includes Hats, T-Shirts, coupons, invitations and more. Congratulations and Thank you for participating in the Every 10 minutes sweepstakesDon’t forget you can still use your codes for Collect to Get Gear.Note: If you would like to change your address, please call 1-877-370-2582 and refer to the number below.Reference #:*************** (as if I was gonna leave that up!)
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Blueprints? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Blueprints
Remember that big hole in the ground that I posted about a few months ago in my back yard? Well, the hole has been filled with some brand spanking new townhouses that are soon to be inhabited...but looking out back today I noticed something strange. This particular unit has no way to get out to the deck. Normally, there would be sliding glass doors where the windows are. Maybe the owners will have to do a "Dukes of Hazzard" and hop out of the window to use their deck ala the General Lee. I just hope they get a discount when they close on it.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
This is all a big joke, right? It's like the Truman show and I'm the schlep....... Right?
Rep - I do not see this check you are concerned about in the list of things that will be processed this evening.
Me - Checks don't usually show, even in the available balance, in advance. If it was going to process tonight would you be able to see it coming?
Rep - No. I would only know if the check was going to process tonight if it had already processed and was listed in the completed transactions.
Me - So you checked the list of transactions to be completed tonight for a check that you knew couldn't be on the list? That's asinine.
Skip ahead a bit.....
Rep - In your situation, sir, there is very little that can be done.
Me - So, there is nothing that can be done at all or there is something "very little" that can be done that you have, so far, failed to mention?
Rep - There is nothing that can be done.
Me - So there isn't anything I can do to avoid an overdraft if that check goes through?
Rep - I'm sorry sir. There is nothing you can do.
Me - That sucks.
Rep - You could made a deposit at an ATM. The transaction would not process because it's after the cutoff but it would boost your available balance enough to avoid an overdraft.
Me - Do you know what "nothing" means?
Then END.
The check went through and thanks to some "just until Friday" loans from some stand up gentlemen I was able to make the ATM deposit that avoided the problem.
Ah..... The ATM deposit.
There are three ATM machines for my bank, in town. Two of them are inside Cub Foods stores and all of them are on my way home. I stopped at Cub Foods one and there were no deposit envelopes. I can't deposit money without envelopes. The branch inside the store is closed. I ask the pierced lip (why can't people with mouth and nose piercings clean the crusties off from around the hole?) manager if they might have any deposit envelopes....
Lipmeister - The Bank is in charge of the envelopes. If they are out of deposit envelopes I would call the 800 number on the ATM. We aren't responsible for the bank's stuff.
Me - I understand whose responsibility it is and I understand that you are not the bank. I am asking if you might have some extra ones around, maybe found on the floor or something. Even one from the trash can. I don't care. If they answer is no you could just say so. I didn't need you to make a bunch of excuses. A simple "no" would have been just fine.
Lipmeister - I don't even bank there so I wouldn't know.
OMFG. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? I just walked away. I went to the TCF brach on 25th Ave. They no longer have an indoor ATM. I pull to the drive up. No envelopes there either. Thankfully there were envelopes at the next cub foods. I didn't get home until 11, though.
Today I was awakened by the sound of my kid laughing. That's a good thing. Marcia is on vacation this week (shhhhhhhhhhh) and so she gets up with the little buddy in the morning so I can have a vacation too. I come out and fire up the laptop to check that all is well with my bank account and there is a knock on the door. My wife answers and some dude (the building caretaker presumaly) tells here that when we play with sidewalk chalk from now on we need to clean it up, especially on the railings. The railings have two bars on them. The adult bar, which we did not decorate (don't want people to have to wash up just from coming in and out) and the midget bar which we did decorate. Since there aren't any midgets or other kids int he building who might use that lower bar I can't imagine why it would be a problem. I supposed you could not like it if it looks bad but it, in fact, looks good. It's cute and colorful. It's non-toxic, washes off in the rain, and makes this place look like the family friendly building it was advertised as when we moved in. I just looked outside and noticed the caretaker has not washed the sidewalk chalk off of anything. It's obviously not pressing or problem enough for him to do it. Why should we? If he doesn't think it needs to be cleaned why does he think we should clean it? Because he's a fucking nazi with an unsatisfying homelife. ASS.
Monday, October 10, 2005
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Truly... If you've never heard me before when I said it...
Friday, October 07, 2005
Engrish Defamed.
"I wasn't professing it as a literal, wiener. I was sent this cutsy and had to resend it as a doof. Though it also falls to a questionable content, as Jay and I were joking over, the wording to the rebuttal I thought amusing enough to share. So relax, you stinky hippy!"
Why isn't this funny? It was sent to me by an aquaintance whose primary language is English; American English.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Uncle Rico Go Away!
- Telemarketers
- Door to Door Salesmen
- Email Spammers
In my opinion, if I want something, I will go to a store and find a salesman to help me pick out and purchase said item. That should be the end of the story! Telemarketers are bad enough because they ALWAYS seem to call at the most inopportune times. To make matters worse, most telemarketers are trained to not accept no for an answer until you say no 2 or 3 times. It comes down to the point of screening EVERY call before 9 PM, or being downright rude to the person on the other end of the line to get them to go away. Peace and quiet? I pay taxes to be an US Citizen so that I can enjoy my freedom of PEACE AND QUIET. These people infringe on my rights. I'm NOT interested in consolidating debt with a low interest home equity line of credit. I'm NOT interested in hearing how I can take tiny little classified ads and place them in a million newspapers to become rich!!!
Door to Door salesmen seem to be at the forefront of my mind lately. In the last two days, I've had people ringing my doorbell to sell me this or that. Once again, interrupting my freedom of Peace and Quiet. Most of their products they sell are as useless as Uncle Rico's 24 piece set of tupperware that comes with at free model ship! I must have an invisible sign on my lawn that says..."welcome all desperate offers to buy useless crap!"
Finally, Email Spammers, while not being directly confrontational are just as bad by littering my various email addresses with Spam about products and services I don't care about. "Now new improved Viagragain gives you firmness you need and grows you new sod for the fairway as well." Like I have any of these problems anyways, and IF I did, wouldn't I be smart to talk to a doctor??? Or the always classic we'll put 10 million dollars in your bank account. Give us your account number, and then we'll take 9.5 million out in a few days and leave you the rest for your trouble. People stupid enough to do this deserve to get taken.
The sad thing is that these methods of selling seem to be gaining popularity, which means that there are enough gullible people in the world that allows these ways of getting business to be profitable. Gotta love the free market economy sometimes...
Surprise Surprise
Anyone else find themselves appalled but unsurprised that this sort of crap is becoming common again now that the religious right is gaining power again? The Democrats used to be the party of the Old South back in the day. But so much of our political landscape has changed. People will actually vote against their economic and social best interest because the fear of homosexuals and minorities. Religious issues become voting issues, morality becomes legislated, and we return to the middle ages in sanguine flash flood of intolerance and feudalism disguised as righteousness. Fuck religious conservatives. Fuck racists. Fuck homophobes. Fuck corporations. Fuck any politician who will pass on supporting a bill which is good for his or her constituents in order to ensure the support or his or her corporate masters in the next election.
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Scrabble Addicts Rejoice!
Unless you are from the year 3000, and have your own private copy of the Becktionary, then Merriam-Webster's Dictionary is the final word (pun intended) for the proper use of the English Language. According to this article, 15 new words have been added to the Official English Language this year. Here are some of my favorites...
Bikini Wax - Everyone knows what this is...but I wonder if it applies to the "Man-o-Lantern" wax job that happened to Steve Carrell in The Forty Year Old Virgin?
Cybrarian - This is a person who finds, collects, and manages information available on the Internet. Wonder if a cybrarian as an mp3 of a shhhhhh response that she plays on her IPOD to remind her family to keep quiet?
Metadata - This is a computer term that means "data about data". They could incorporate this into a Star Trek Episode....Data's new pal, MetaData. In the episode MetaData would follow Data around describing what he is doing. "Data opens the door. Data pets his cat. Data uses sit down and laments that he can't understand human emotion." OK, lame plot line, but then again, so are most Star Trek Episodes.
Retronym - a term consisting of a noun and a modifier which specifies the original meaning of the noun. ("Film camera," for instance). Other Suggestions, Chess Club Nerd.. Steroidal Athlete...Cult Scientologists.
So next time a big Scrabble Game breaks out be armed with these exciting new words bound to make you a winner (bikini wax triple word score anyone)?
Monday, October 03, 2005
I WON... maybe... YEE-AH BOY-EE!!!!!!!!!!
a) WIN!!!!!
b) Find out before the lack of Oxygen being delivered to my brain results in permanent brain damage.
c) Take a shit on a PS3.
That's BLOGAGAARD BITCH!
Dear ***************,
You once commented on my travel blog about Climax, MN, via the brand new blogagaard, yet you have not returned since. We here at blogagaard miss you, and wish you would come back and visit once more, making as many witty comments as you deem fit. We believe if you give us a chance, we will provide at least two minutes of entertainment a day, which is more than I can say about daytime programing when you don't have cable. That goes for anyone else reading this popular and humerous blog.
Sincerely,
www.blogagaard.blogspot.com
11:41 PM, October 01, 2005
Despite being aimed at one of Infertile Vertical's contributors can anyone tell me how that isn't blogspam? Well, anyway, the blog comments continued with this short and cheeky effort from me (applied to the latest post at his blog).
Thanks for the irrelevant blogspam on my blog. I love it.
6:31 PM
Now you all know that I was just being cheeky (LOL... I LOVE that word) but those who don't know me may not. That's kinda the fun of being cheeky, isn't it? Anyway, that comment drew the following comment from *************** who was the person Mr. Oppegaard was trying to reach and the author of the Infertile Vertical post upon which he commented.
If it was blogspam (I don't believe it was), isn't calling it irrelevant redundant?Anyway,I think the moral of the story is don't hang out with your family. Funerals & weddings only, people.
9:53 PM
I'm pretty sure that a polite sense of obligation and a general need to announce your dissassociation with me to avoid embarassment makes obvious blogspam not blogspam. It's in the bible. So I hoisted the sails of the following retort.
It was blogspam. The only difference was that his was focused on enticing one particular person. The post made no mention of the material in the blog entry he commented on. It only said something like "You came to my blog once. Please come again. It's Blogagaard. Remember, that's Blogagaard. That's b-l-o-g-a-g-a-a-r-d, Blogagaard. Don't forget to come comment on Bloggagard! Only 3 affordable payments of $19.95 for Blogagaard!" If it had contained flashing contrasting colors it would have been a Spoonguard advertisement. So, in conclusion.... "You came to my blog once. Please come again. It's Infertile Vertical. Remember, that's Infertile Vertical. That's I-n-f-e-r-t-i-l-e V-e-r-t-i-c-a-l, Infertile Vertical. Don't forget to come comment on Infertile Vertical. Only 3 affordable payments of $19.95 for Infertile Vertical!
P.S. Calling it irrelevant isn't redundant. At least some blog spammers (the ones who actually do it in person because when the security crap is turned on and the blogspam bots don't work) have the courtesy to say something relevant to the post they are commenting on. They show they have at least read your post rather than just showing up as a random stranger out of nowhere and saying "Dear Something Dirty,You once commented on my travel blog about Climax, MN, via the brand new blogagaard, yet you have not returned since. We here at blogagaard miss you, and wish you would come back and visit once more, making as many witty comments as you deem fit. We believe if you give us a chance, we will provide at least two minutes of entertainment a day, which is more than I can say about daytime programing when you don't have cable. That goes for anyone else reading this popular and humerous blog.Sincerely,www.blogagaard.blogspot.com "
I'm not trying to be rude here and had, up until this point, thought it was funny but Something Dirty has (<- a correction from my origina comment) some kind of inferiority complex thing going that causes her to nitpick the most asinine crap even when it's clear that it's pointless. But, alas, if it wasn't for making yourself feel smarter than other people by arguing semantics that have little to do with the point what would be the fun in living, right? What would I know about fun? I don't drink and hang out in bars so I don't know how to have it, anyway ( a reference to a conversation that took place in the comments of Doordolt's blog). I guess that means that it doesn't matter what I say. If you don't want to believe something is blogspam that makes it not blogspam, even if it fills all the requirements of blogspam.
8:27 AM
HA HA! I hereby brag that I can out-"BE AN ASS" anyone!
No, seriously, I'm afraid to go to work. I think *************** is going to punch me in the face.