That's BLOGAGAARD BITCH!
I have found a new, interesting, and humorous blog. In fact, this blog has found me in the form of a Blog comment that went as follows.
Dear ***************,
You once commented on my travel blog about Climax, MN, via the brand new blogagaard, yet you have not returned since. We here at blogagaard miss you, and wish you would come back and visit once more, making as many witty comments as you deem fit. We believe if you give us a chance, we will provide at least two minutes of entertainment a day, which is more than I can say about daytime programing when you don't have cable. That goes for anyone else reading this popular and humerous blog.
Sincerely,
www.blogagaard.blogspot.com
11:41 PM, October 01, 2005
Despite being aimed at one of Infertile Vertical's contributors can anyone tell me how that isn't blogspam? Well, anyway, the blog comments continued with this short and cheeky effort from me (applied to the latest post at his blog).
Thanks for the irrelevant blogspam on my blog. I love it.
6:31 PM
Now you all know that I was just being cheeky (LOL... I LOVE that word) but those who don't know me may not. That's kinda the fun of being cheeky, isn't it? Anyway, that comment drew the following comment from *************** who was the person Mr. Oppegaard was trying to reach and the author of the Infertile Vertical post upon which he commented.
If it was blogspam (I don't believe it was), isn't calling it irrelevant redundant?Anyway,I think the moral of the story is don't hang out with your family. Funerals & weddings only, people.
9:53 PM
I'm pretty sure that a polite sense of obligation and a general need to announce your dissassociation with me to avoid embarassment makes obvious blogspam not blogspam. It's in the bible. So I hoisted the sails of the following retort.
It was blogspam. The only difference was that his was focused on enticing one particular person. The post made no mention of the material in the blog entry he commented on. It only said something like "You came to my blog once. Please come again. It's Blogagaard. Remember, that's Blogagaard. That's b-l-o-g-a-g-a-a-r-d, Blogagaard. Don't forget to come comment on Bloggagard! Only 3 affordable payments of $19.95 for Blogagaard!" If it had contained flashing contrasting colors it would have been a Spoonguard advertisement. So, in conclusion.... "You came to my blog once. Please come again. It's Infertile Vertical. Remember, that's Infertile Vertical. That's I-n-f-e-r-t-i-l-e V-e-r-t-i-c-a-l, Infertile Vertical. Don't forget to come comment on Infertile Vertical. Only 3 affordable payments of $19.95 for Infertile Vertical!
P.S. Calling it irrelevant isn't redundant. At least some blog spammers (the ones who actually do it in person because when the security crap is turned on and the blogspam bots don't work) have the courtesy to say something relevant to the post they are commenting on. They show they have at least read your post rather than just showing up as a random stranger out of nowhere and saying "Dear Something Dirty,You once commented on my travel blog about Climax, MN, via the brand new blogagaard, yet you have not returned since. We here at blogagaard miss you, and wish you would come back and visit once more, making as many witty comments as you deem fit. We believe if you give us a chance, we will provide at least two minutes of entertainment a day, which is more than I can say about daytime programing when you don't have cable. That goes for anyone else reading this popular and humerous blog.Sincerely,www.blogagaard.blogspot.com "
I'm not trying to be rude here and had, up until this point, thought it was funny but Something Dirty has (<- a correction from my origina comment) some kind of inferiority complex thing going that causes her to nitpick the most asinine crap even when it's clear that it's pointless. But, alas, if it wasn't for making yourself feel smarter than other people by arguing semantics that have little to do with the point what would be the fun in living, right? What would I know about fun? I don't drink and hang out in bars so I don't know how to have it, anyway ( a reference to a conversation that took place in the comments of Doordolt's blog). I guess that means that it doesn't matter what I say. If you don't want to believe something is blogspam that makes it not blogspam, even if it fills all the requirements of blogspam.
8:27 AM
HA HA! I hereby brag that I can out-"BE AN ASS" anyone!
No, seriously, I'm afraid to go to work. I think *************** is going to punch me in the face.
Dear ***************,
You once commented on my travel blog about Climax, MN, via the brand new blogagaard, yet you have not returned since. We here at blogagaard miss you, and wish you would come back and visit once more, making as many witty comments as you deem fit. We believe if you give us a chance, we will provide at least two minutes of entertainment a day, which is more than I can say about daytime programing when you don't have cable. That goes for anyone else reading this popular and humerous blog.
Sincerely,
www.blogagaard.blogspot.com
11:41 PM, October 01, 2005
Despite being aimed at one of Infertile Vertical's contributors can anyone tell me how that isn't blogspam? Well, anyway, the blog comments continued with this short and cheeky effort from me (applied to the latest post at his blog).
Thanks for the irrelevant blogspam on my blog. I love it.
6:31 PM
Now you all know that I was just being cheeky (LOL... I LOVE that word) but those who don't know me may not. That's kinda the fun of being cheeky, isn't it? Anyway, that comment drew the following comment from *************** who was the person Mr. Oppegaard was trying to reach and the author of the Infertile Vertical post upon which he commented.
If it was blogspam (I don't believe it was), isn't calling it irrelevant redundant?Anyway,I think the moral of the story is don't hang out with your family. Funerals & weddings only, people.
9:53 PM
I'm pretty sure that a polite sense of obligation and a general need to announce your dissassociation with me to avoid embarassment makes obvious blogspam not blogspam. It's in the bible. So I hoisted the sails of the following retort.
It was blogspam. The only difference was that his was focused on enticing one particular person. The post made no mention of the material in the blog entry he commented on. It only said something like "You came to my blog once. Please come again. It's Blogagaard. Remember, that's Blogagaard. That's b-l-o-g-a-g-a-a-r-d, Blogagaard. Don't forget to come comment on Bloggagard! Only 3 affordable payments of $19.95 for Blogagaard!" If it had contained flashing contrasting colors it would have been a Spoonguard advertisement. So, in conclusion.... "You came to my blog once. Please come again. It's Infertile Vertical. Remember, that's Infertile Vertical. That's I-n-f-e-r-t-i-l-e V-e-r-t-i-c-a-l, Infertile Vertical. Don't forget to come comment on Infertile Vertical. Only 3 affordable payments of $19.95 for Infertile Vertical!
P.S. Calling it irrelevant isn't redundant. At least some blog spammers (the ones who actually do it in person because when the security crap is turned on and the blogspam bots don't work) have the courtesy to say something relevant to the post they are commenting on. They show they have at least read your post rather than just showing up as a random stranger out of nowhere and saying "Dear Something Dirty,You once commented on my travel blog about Climax, MN, via the brand new blogagaard, yet you have not returned since. We here at blogagaard miss you, and wish you would come back and visit once more, making as many witty comments as you deem fit. We believe if you give us a chance, we will provide at least two minutes of entertainment a day, which is more than I can say about daytime programing when you don't have cable. That goes for anyone else reading this popular and humerous blog.Sincerely,www.blogagaard.blogspot.com "
I'm not trying to be rude here and had, up until this point, thought it was funny but Something Dirty has (<- a correction from my origina comment) some kind of inferiority complex thing going that causes her to nitpick the most asinine crap even when it's clear that it's pointless. But, alas, if it wasn't for making yourself feel smarter than other people by arguing semantics that have little to do with the point what would be the fun in living, right? What would I know about fun? I don't drink and hang out in bars so I don't know how to have it, anyway ( a reference to a conversation that took place in the comments of Doordolt's blog). I guess that means that it doesn't matter what I say. If you don't want to believe something is blogspam that makes it not blogspam, even if it fills all the requirements of blogspam.
8:27 AM
HA HA! I hereby brag that I can out-"BE AN ASS" anyone!
No, seriously, I'm afraid to go to work. I think *************** is going to punch me in the face.
posted by Unknown at 10:37 AM
9 Comments:
BLOGFIGHT!
can't we all just get along?
Yeah, no kidding. Let's just all get along. I would never punch anyone in the face. I have a team of ninja assasins to do that for me.
BTW, it's just barely possible that your post was a few paragraphs past light natured ribbing. You gotta lotta rage, which I admire, psycho.
Light natured ribbing? That's what you thought this was? I'm throwing down the gauntlet! It's go time! You and me, nose to nose and fist to fist. Your ninja assassins don't scare me. I have the Lucasarts Battlefront Forum Care Bare Oompa Loompa army!!!!!! I don't lead them but they really hate ninja assassins.
yeah, i just don't care. you can keep your gauntlet, mmkay?
Fine, scaredywuss!!!
Man, I didn't know this was such a big deal. Cool. I should have started blog spamming months ago if I was going to get such a dedicated response. I think I was drunk when I wrote it, too. I like to pretend Blogagaard is a Multi-National Company with a Heart of Gold.
Yet, it's like I've entered a Jerry Springer show.
"Get away from my man, 500 pound woman!"
PS. It is 2:19 AM. Nothing much is going on.
I love the fatty fights. They are my favorite.
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