An excerpt from an alternate life I lead of which I am immensly proud. (REDUX)
HealthyFerret:
Don't worry, Orphan, Walmart is evil with their low paying jobs and poor benefits. However, I haven't decided if it is better to have lots of people running around with cheaply made merchandise but living on minumum wage with some benefits. Or, less people buying more expensive things (not from Walmart) and more poor people unemployed living on welfare.Nevertheless, Walmart has a wide selection of Lucasarts games with plenty of Star Wars related toys!
metallicorphan:
as i have just said in the bfg forum,walmart ahve just taken over our asda(big supermarket chain),but i dont think i will see any demos of the 360 for a while yet
Tad Whackly :
Wal-Mart does rotate stocks of star wars toys regularly. The problem is you have to hack your way through a crowd of mullet sporting wife abusers in the automotive section, crazy eyed consiracy theorists in sporting goods, 12 year old trailer sl*ts in the pharmacy/hygeine sections, aged smoke cured ridden hard and put away wet welfare mothers in the clothing section, and then the 12 year old trailer sl*t's 5 year old unwashed grabby handed hick spawn in the toy section in order to view them. If you have the strengh to get all the way to the toys you will be please to find an entire host of inexpensive, gimmicky, and unimaginative star wars figurines, each with enough tiny loseable parts to ensure that while wrestling, kicking and screaming, through the sharp edged, nearly un-breakable, diamond filiment plastic packaging the figure will be broken and the little pieces of detritis will be flung violently into corners of your house that require the movement of palatte jack weight furniture to access for recovery.
P.S. I shop at Target.
HealthyFerret:
Point well taken T Whack. However, you have not addressed Walmart's employment practices (which allow all those Star Wars toys to be sold at lower prices) although I can guess where you stand.Walmart will be carrying BFII on opening day but I believe the price is so regulated that you won't catch a discount there.I would have to second a vote for Target but as far as Battlefront software I see little or no difference.
big dog jeff :
yes but if you local walmart contains a grocery store like mine does, and you go to get your copy of battlefront 2 or your favorite plastic toy of doom, you can go in the morning when there is nothing but hot moms with there kids there, shopping and ofcourse discussing the star wars battlefront forums
Tad Whackly :
And take your wife. She likes hot moms as much as you do. Our WalMart is packed to the gills with redneck double Y chromos 24/7. I'm honestly not kidding. Plus they have 24 lanes and even on the busiest day of the year there are only 4 open. Ridiculous. I may spend a bit more at Target but at least it's clean and I won't get run over by some drunk blob of social service case in her rascal scooter as he b-lines for the sale Audiovox Portable Cd Players. I have a mother-in-law that works at Walmart. A mother-in-law whome I hate with a passion even Ch*st can't equal. So, personally, I'm glad they treat employees like crap.Jawas are cute. You ever run up to them and step back and forth to make it look like they are performing fellatio?
Please ban me! I have a great idea for my new username!
Don't worry, Orphan, Walmart is evil with their low paying jobs and poor benefits. However, I haven't decided if it is better to have lots of people running around with cheaply made merchandise but living on minumum wage with some benefits. Or, less people buying more expensive things (not from Walmart) and more poor people unemployed living on welfare.Nevertheless, Walmart has a wide selection of Lucasarts games with plenty of Star Wars related toys!
metallicorphan:
as i have just said in the bfg forum,walmart ahve just taken over our asda(big supermarket chain),but i dont think i will see any demos of the 360 for a while yet
Tad Whackly :
Wal-Mart does rotate stocks of star wars toys regularly. The problem is you have to hack your way through a crowd of mullet sporting wife abusers in the automotive section, crazy eyed consiracy theorists in sporting goods, 12 year old trailer sl*ts in the pharmacy/hygeine sections, aged smoke cured ridden hard and put away wet welfare mothers in the clothing section, and then the 12 year old trailer sl*t's 5 year old unwashed grabby handed hick spawn in the toy section in order to view them. If you have the strengh to get all the way to the toys you will be please to find an entire host of inexpensive, gimmicky, and unimaginative star wars figurines, each with enough tiny loseable parts to ensure that while wrestling, kicking and screaming, through the sharp edged, nearly un-breakable, diamond filiment plastic packaging the figure will be broken and the little pieces of detritis will be flung violently into corners of your house that require the movement of palatte jack weight furniture to access for recovery.
P.S. I shop at Target.
HealthyFerret:
Point well taken T Whack. However, you have not addressed Walmart's employment practices (which allow all those Star Wars toys to be sold at lower prices) although I can guess where you stand.Walmart will be carrying BFII on opening day but I believe the price is so regulated that you won't catch a discount there.I would have to second a vote for Target but as far as Battlefront software I see little or no difference.
big dog jeff :
yes but if you local walmart contains a grocery store like mine does, and you go to get your copy of battlefront 2 or your favorite plastic toy of doom, you can go in the morning when there is nothing but hot moms with there kids there, shopping and ofcourse discussing the star wars battlefront forums
Tad Whackly :
And take your wife. She likes hot moms as much as you do. Our WalMart is packed to the gills with redneck double Y chromos 24/7. I'm honestly not kidding. Plus they have 24 lanes and even on the busiest day of the year there are only 4 open. Ridiculous. I may spend a bit more at Target but at least it's clean and I won't get run over by some drunk blob of social service case in her rascal scooter as he b-lines for the sale Audiovox Portable Cd Players. I have a mother-in-law that works at Walmart. A mother-in-law whome I hate with a passion even Ch*st can't equal. So, personally, I'm glad they treat employees like crap.Jawas are cute. You ever run up to them and step back and forth to make it look like they are performing fellatio?
Please ban me! I have a great idea for my new username!
posted by Unknown at 2:54 PM
9 Comments:
good to see you bring over some of the old forum, should have brought over the oompa loompa dating service though
star wars toys are not... makes no difference, next time you are at wallmart buying a skirt that looks like somebody skinned a muppet to make a scarf you will go through the same thing
Nah, she won't.
don't take my comments to mean i don't like the dead muppet scarf, btw. I just added more to this post. I'm just trying to prove that I really am evil. It's not working, though.
You are merely mischievious. What's your idea for a new username, by the by? Jawa Fellatio?
no... it's the cat language word for the sound you make when you get your genitals caught in something... at least according to the cat on red dwarf who when asked if it was in the dictionary said "It could be if you are reading the dictionary in the nude and close it too quick without thinking."
ha ha,i remember that episode whackly,i have it on dvd,i was just about to start going through them again,but i have the first 6 series on dvd,and i didnt like the idea of scanning through them all
got kinda crazy on the LA forums,eh?....just another episode of those crazy,crazy forums....but i fear it will now lose all character,and we will all be like the flanders,saying 'hidillio neighbour'to each other
I looked up smurfing, why would you do that to someplace you hang out at? I say, cry havoc & let slip the dogs of war, and all that. but i don't get it
let the mayhem begin on LA
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