Wednesday, October 26, 2005

EZMezzo Said...

The new "Give-to-me Elmo"


I came across this news story today about an Elmo impersonator that was arrested by the Police for harassing families for tips. Supposedly, the man dressed up as Elmo and posed for pictures with kids and families, but became rather insistent about tipping afterwards.

What a sad state of affairs, when someone has to use a beloved children's character to try and bilk unsuspecting tourists out of money. He might as well have dressed up as Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny. Worse yet, imagine the parents of the kids trying to explain to them why Elmo threatened to send the Cookie Monster out to "break some legs", or why Elmo was handcuffed and stuffed into the back of a squad car. Elmo might need to insight the talents of The Count to help him figure out how many days he will be in jail.

3 Comments:

Blogger Something dirty said...

Elmo, hustling tourists in Hollywood? Good stuff.

5:03 PM  
Blogger Something dirty said...

hey, did anyone else think the post was going to be about something else when they saw the headline?

6:56 PM  
Blogger EZMezzo said...

Yea, I thought about the misleading headline when i wrote it. Porn Elmo would have been just as funny.

12:04 PM  

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