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Kinlow's Face Unabashedly Smushed!

Improper resizing by CNN.com editors caused the face of slain soldier James O. Kinlow to appear horribly smushed on the CNN.com website. Pushing ethical questions about the war and its 2000th American casualty aside CNN.com decided to focus on the fact that the soldier had a normal life outside his unwilling role as part of the Crusadist War Machine and was not in least bit smushed before he left for Iraq. Reached for comment CNN.com editors had this to say: "We weren't implying that he was smushed to death. Hey, somebody call Fox News and find out what the President wants us to say tonight! Oh! You're still there. Did you need your parking validated? Nevermind! I forgot this was a phone call! I gotta go poopy...... (hang up)."