Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have to Choke a B*tch?

In the name of safety, the everyday prostitute on the street will now be able to "turn em out" without worrying about ending up lying in a ditch at the end of her shift. Introducing...lojack for the common Ho.

With all the hi-tech wizardry in these shoes, streetwalkers can now walk the street with confidence. Sucky Sucky 5 dollars....