And Baby Makes Three
Scientologists of the world rejoice...another one has been brought into this world to join your crazy quazi-religous cult. According to sources, Katie Holmes has fulfilled her duty as an incubator for Tom's little bundle of couch jumping joy, when she gave birth to a 7 pound 7 ounce baby girl that the couple reportedly named Suri. Now that Ms. Holmes has fulfilled her role as BDS (Baby Delivery System), Tom can go right back into the closet where he belongs, along with Isaak Hayes and John Travolta, (to prove that it's not just the "men's" club, you can add Kirstie Alley in there, although they would have to really put an expansion on the size of the closet!)
Now that the hard part is over, TomKat can focus on their marriage plans. No date has been set as of yet, but once Katie becomes Mrs. Cruise she will be the envy of all the other sham marriages in Hollywood. Tom will then be able to get the starring role in the new "Planet of the Apes" Broadway Musical....God help us Dr. Zeus!!!!
posted by EZMezzo at 9:52 AM
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Anyone else heard that scheisse about TC saying he wants to eat the placenta and cord of his new baby? He is whacked off his nut I think...
i've not heard it about tomkat but there are people out there who do that. i watched something on tv once about a lady that saved her placenta and cord and made a pate that she served to all of her friends and family to celebrate the birth of the baby... and they all ate it even though they knew what it was... some people just aren't right
oh gawd. That sicks me out completely. At least Suri isn't as terrible a name as it could be. Just think, in 25 years or so, we can read lil Suri's memoirs about her achingly horrific childhood! Can't wait!
she won't make it to 25... as soon as she is old enough to realize just exactly who her parents are she will kill herself.... my word verification is coygizhm... HA
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