To: Anonymous

It's been almost 7 months. I just re-read some shit you said then. Wow... who'd have thought that after 7 months... fuck you still. Fuck you right in your selectively hearing ear. Maybe your uptight ass has loosened. Maybe you've douched. Maybe you've made a huge change to yourself. Maybe you've turned 180 degrees. Somehow, you're still a gnobgoblin. For no other reason than your insulting comments about people I love, you're an unforgiveable bitchstick. Your attacks on me were humorous, misdirected, unwounding. You'd an odd idea of where my soft spots were but then... that's my fault for making you think that, isn't it? And even though I'm a sneaky and manipulative fuck you're still the bigger asshat. Subjectivity is awesome. Why be objective when being right feels so much better.

In heels as well! Yeah!

Ninjas are better than pirates.