Poison Fountain
The Speedway stations here (that's like a Super America for you nordic folks) have these devices on their soda fountains that deliver a squirt of flavored syrup in cherry, lemon, or vanilla. You can make your own cherry coke or vanilla dr. pepper or whatever else you can think of. Today I added some lemon to some Sprite. What I didn't know was that this artificial lemon flavor was not lemon flavored at all. It is labelled lemon but it's actually just flavored "yellow." What does yellow taste like? Well... onion paste, alum, and flop sweat from a bad observational comic who eats nothing but garlic and fish paste.
posted by Unknown at 9:56 PM
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I left this unfinished beverage abomination on the coffee table last night. I went to throw it away today and thought I'd take a 2nd smell to see if it was the same. It was worse. Make a paste of shallots and fetid smegma scraped of the vagina of a dead hippopotamus and mix that with diesel exhaust.
Ew. This flavoring thing sounds weird. Yellow flavor. Doesn't sound very good and they want to call it lemon.
can't beat flop sweat. Mmmmm, purple is a fruit right?
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'fetid smegma scraped of the vagina of a dead hippopotamus'
thats the greatest explaination of anything,ever!!!
i think if i saw one of these 'flavourings'..called yellow i would immediately think of Piss..
like the yellow flavouring you add to a slush puppie...reminds me of yellow snow,never eat yellow snow my father always used to tell me
*sorry screwed up my first post^^
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