Saturday, January 26, 2008

Unknown Said...

More Scientology

From what appears to be an authentic Scientology staff training manual for Division 6 Testing Line Drills:

Page 65

"All Divisions

Handling The Public Individual

We have learned the hard way that an individual from the public must never be asked to DECIDE or CHOOSE.

Examining experiences we have had, I finally saw there was a hidden datum we had not been aware of in our orgs and particularly in handling the public. I finally dug it up and here it is:

TO DECIDE ON HAS TO UNDERSTAND

Examining our big org chart, you can see quite plainly that Understanding is higher than the point of public entrance into processing.

Example: Mr. J is offered Particle A. he can accept it just because it is offered. He does not have to even perceive it or talk about it or recognize any condition. He needs to see only two things: (a) that it is being offered by somebody or something (source), and (b) that Particle A exists. All you have to do is show him where to obtain it and that it exists. This is acceptance without descision. Therefore he can have it.

Example: Mr. J is offered Particle A or Particle B. Now we have an entirely different situation. Mr. J must compare Particle A and Particle B in order to see which is best. Therefore he must see where each comes from (source), that each exists, establish the condition of the each particle, communicate with and about them, perceive them, relate them to each other (become oriented), understand them, be enlightened and finally decide (establish own purpose). If he can do this Mr. J can choose which he should have, A or B. If Mr. J can't do all these things, Mr. J is overwhelmed, gets confused and takes neither. One has asked Mr. J to jump up a lot of levels. Actually the ordinary Mr. J's when raw meat and even not so raw would have to have a Grade IX Certificate to obtain a Grade I Certificate. And that of course is impossible."

-Whackly's comments: So... Keep them in the dark about what they are really signing up for until you've got enough of their money and mind under your control that it doesn't matter. Then add a non-sensical comparison to raw meat at the end for the hell of it.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Unknown Said...

Scientology

From what appears to be an authentic Scientology staff training manual for Division 6 Testing Line Drills:

Page 33.

"Choosing PE And Registration Personnel

Control = Income

When you have people who cannot control people on PE and Registration posts, your income falls or vanishes.

This comes about from the state of "self-determinism" in the society today.  What with advertising and stepped-up political and economic controls, the "sefl-determinism" of the general public is only reactivism.

As any control we exert upon the public brings about a better society, we are entirely justified in using control.

The best control, for PE and Registration purposes, includes the greater good of the applicant.  Therefore, KNOWINGNESS must be included with control.  One must discover what is best for the applicant and then control him into obtaining it.  Leaving it up to his "self-determinism" is really leaving it up to his reactive mind.

With our current rundown of processing (SOP Goals) any staff member will sooner or later get his or her control button freed up.  But if there are financial emergencies, as these affect all staff, the entire staff should be tested out for knowingness and control and those members who are best at it should be placed in Registration and the PE Foundation.  Priority of personnel by degree is as follows:

Chief Registrar (Body Reg)
PE Director
Letter Registrar
D of P
PE Personnel
D of T"

-Whackly's notes:  I got your self determinism right here!  Also, Holy Grammar Batman!

Page 35.
"Domination

Dominance of others is a control symptom.  We are not looking for pleasant control - we are looking for effective control.  It is sometimes found in rather aberrated persons.  Napoleon had a high control factor and an high IQ and practically nothing else.  But the control factor does not need to be aberrated as per the above case history."

-Whackly's notes:  The "above case history" is a set of 5 paragraphs concerning HASI London and how their poor control index and poor financial results are related.  It contains similarly poor grammar.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

EZMezzo Said...

Save the Couch!


Here's the wallpaper that you win by winning the game, in case the game is too frustrating to complete.




Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Unknown Said...

For Jumper


LED Truck Nuts!? FTW!
Mitt Romney's hairpile for prez in '08!

Monday, January 07, 2008

Unknown Said...

Dangling Chads


What?  You don't read this at work do you?  WTF!

Are you all ready for the political clusterfuck that's coming your way?

Thursday, January 03, 2008

EZMezzo Said...

Neck Bolts...

Besides being a reference to Futurama, and the "worms" episode, it is a reference to one of the funniest bits of comedy...ever. Whackly and I have been cracking ourselves up with this, and it never gets old!

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Unknown Said...

My Wii Number

2102 9452 8696 3141