You'll Never Weiz On This Reality Show Again

I read an article today about Pauly Shore's impending comeback to fame with his new reality show on TBS called "Minding the Store". In the show, he gets to manage his Mom's comedy club in LA, and supposedly hilarity is suppose to follow. I can hear the crickets chirping already. Judging by Pauly's last movie working title "You'll Never Weiz in This Town Again" but finally released as "Pauly Shore is Dead", where he fakes his own death to return to fame, the only place that his career has to go is up. I knew some of the people that were extras in that film, and found that it was shelved for a few years before it went on limited release...(2 theaters for 1 week), and then went to video...but not STRAIGHT to video. After renting it at the Local Hollywood Video Store out of curiousity...I concur with the opinion of EVERY Movie Executive...a thousand cameos in a movie doesn't make a thousand laughs...I think he would have had more luck with Encino Man Returns or something...

Speaking of Encino Men...this story about neanderthal's genetic code being reconstructed is very COOL. Who would have thought they could ever learn about extinct species by piecing together a genome from scratch! It seems to me that to learn about an extinct has beens, then they should just ask Pauly for a blood sample!