Terror Alert!
Be careful, people. The government has raised our terror alert level two past "Cover your eyes and Pucker your Ass Orange" to "Blackwatch Plaid!"
There is talk they might raise it once more to the highest terror alert level; "The cover of Rush's seminal 1981 album Moving Pictures!"
posted by Unknown at 11:10 AM
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Prepare for Ludacris Speed!
Oh My God...The Spaceballs went Plaid....
funny as a couple of forums i've been on recently ezmezzo,have been talking about spaceballs
but seriously,a lot of cities now are starting to get bomb scares here in the UK....so i can only imagine what its like over in the states,because of 9/11
no one wants a repeat of that day....so i only think its wise that they up the security level...just in case
They can never up the alert level as much as people will on their own. Raising the threat level really only gives them an excuse for picking all of the "brown people" out of line at the airport. If they did that without raising with security alerts it would look like the racism and discrimination that it actually is. The only thing the average citizen can do is go about their business. That's what they would do no matter what the security level would be set at. Raising the secuirty level in the United States is the most arbitrary bullshit on Earth. All it means is "We think something might happen somewhere but we are completely impotent so we are raising this security level so that if something does happen we will at least look like we were doing something and so that we won't look we were caught with our pants down" or "It's might be good for us Republicand to remind people around the country that we are currently under a possible terrorist threat right before the election so we should raise the security threat level to orange the day before the polls open and make sure that we get all over CNN with bogus stories of 'increased chatter' on the terrorist networks we monitor. Now if only we could decipher that chatter instead of just monitor how much of it there is!"
Forgive my typos!
Michael Moore?
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