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(21:59:43) SD: this is weird. on the simpsons they have asian flu . this is just weird visible flu germs.

(22:00:19) K: yeah i watched that earlier today

(22:00:26) K: and you want to hear what else is weird?

(22:00:30) K: i'm on the phone with paul

(22:00:31) SD: but there's another one where bart gets bitten by a chinese mosquito

(22:00:32) SD: yeah

(22:00:42) SD: he is weird

(22:00:42) K: and the moment i read what you said i heard simpson's music coming through the phone

(22:00:53) SD: ooh weeee oooh ooh

(22:00:58) K: AND last night on family guy lois went to jail for shoplifting

(22:01:04) K: and TODAY on the simpsons

(22:01:07) SD: nooo

(22:01:09) K: marge went to jail

(22:01:09) SD: no

(22:01:12) SD: for?

(22:01:12) K: for shoplifting

(22:01:21) SD: Oh ! My! God!

(22:01:27) K: AND ON THE DOOR HANDLE WAS A HOOK!

(22:01:31) SD: lol

(22:03:18) K: one more coincidence

(22:03:37) K: i was listening to a recording of david helfgot playing flight of the bumblebee

(22:03:46) K: and i couldn't remember the composers name

(22:03:50) SD: no

(22:03:51) SD: fucking

(22:03:52) SD: way

(22:03:54) K: so it was just playing

(22:04:02) K: and i was looking for something else to listen to

(22:04:36) SD: and you found a human hand in the freezer!

(22:04:42) K: no… right as i clicked onto the album labelled scherezade paul heard the flight of the bumblebee and said "hey that's rimsky korsakov!"

(22:04:54) K: and guess who composed shcerezade!?

(22:05:07) K: i thought he could see into my living room

(22:05:17) K: and saw what i was watching on tv

(22:05:19) SD: maybe he can

(22:05:26) SD: maybe indeed

(22:05:29) K: but it turned out to be a HUGE mexican sewer rat

(22:05:51) K: wasn't a chihuahua at all

(22:06:14) SD: shit

(22:06:57) K: and then he had some kind of weird pulmonary embolisms from diving too much and he died

(22:07:18) SD: noooo

(22:07:48) SD: did you read jerry today? i took out the depressing gramma stuff

(22:08:01) K: i haven't read it, no