Birds of a Feather

It is true that they flock together I suppose. The combined brain power of Tara Reid and Paris Hilton, would rival that of a toaster oven...maybe just a toaster that can toast bread...lightly... In this picture they are proudly showing their support of the NFL...wonder if Tara is smart enough to realize that she is wearing a jersey of a "wide receiver"...now, if Paris would have worn the number of a "tight end" this picture would have taken on a whole new meaning.

In other Paris news...turns out in this country you just have to be rich to be famous. Paris has absolutely no talent at all, and I was able to confirm this when flipping through channels the other day I came across a movie called "The Hillz" staring none other than Hollywood's favorite slutlet. I watched for about five minutes, kind of like watching a car on the train tracks waiting for the spectacular wreck, and my premonitions were confirmed as Paris' onscreen presence is that of a potted plant. She delivered her lines like she had been snorting some. Yet, she is still famous...and has had more than her 15 minutes.

Nevertheless, she still has her fans. One girl that had been diagnosed with cancer two years ago asked the Make a Wish Foundation make her dream come true, to meet Paris Hilton and look at all the expensive stuff she has in her closets. What is sadder than a 16 year old girl having to deal with cancer? It's that this girl can't figure out a better person to look up to than Paris "airheadess" Hilton.