Another Headline from the Groan Department

I turned on the news today, and the top story is about an accident at a White Castle Restaurant on the Southside of Chicago. For those of you unfamiliar with the White Castle Franchise, their main draw is a small hamburger that is called a Slider. Here was the transcript of the story...

"At 95th and Cicero today while customers were waiting for their Sliders, a green Pontiac Grand Am did a slider of it's own right into the side of the building." GROAN. Almost need a rim shot and cymbal hit for that one.

Speaking of the infamous "Slider", it's cheap and very greasy...and known to cause some gastrointestinal distress faster than drinking a gallon of water from Mexico while scarfing down some raw chicken. Sort of like a Hot Pocket....(anyone who's familiar with the comedy of Jim Gaffigan has heard this joke), why don't you just take the Slider, unwrap it from it's box and throw it directly in the toilet...skip the middle man!

Thank you, and g'night!