Is That Greenscreen on Your Crotch...
Superman really IS Superman...apparently, according to this article, actor Brandon Routh, who plays the role of Superman in the next full length movie is too well endowed to fit the standard codpiece that the man of steel is suppose to wear. Movie executives thought that his package would be distracting to moviegoers. To fix the problem, they had talked about digitally removing part of his bulge in post production, and have since fitted him with a special codpiece that allows them to reconfigure his bits n pieces. Mr. Routh should look on the bright side...if he totally bombs in Hollywood, at least he can get work in the "Valley" doing entertainment for more mature audiences. UP UP AND AWAY!!!!!!!!!
posted by EZMezzo at 3:02 PM
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Great story, but wouldn't the entire suit be custom made? Or do I misunderstand and it fit, but...stuck out too much? How will anyone be able to pay attention to what I'm sure will be a wonderful movie, with this sort of distraction?
so would superman's hardon be like an i beam or something? it would have to be pretty strong... what if superman went all creepy s&m and wanted a prince albert to run a lead chain through? could they pierce it?
with a kryptonite needle!!!!
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Sadly, supes has some issues with his sex life.
is he trying to fit into christopher reeves suit? and its too small? and why was this posted by "anonymous", a man maybe?
"It's a boy...and what a boy!"
"No Mr. Simpson, that's the umbilical cord."
Superman and his Super Jizz, has the same kind of issues as Jedi in my opinion. It's more than coincidence that Padme died during childbirth???
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