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Linkuesday Tuesday propels Mental Fiber to New Heights!

Last Tuesday's Linkuesday has done more to generate hits for Mental Fiber than anything else in the blog's short history. A cursory glance at our traffic and the referring websites from which this traffic comes shows that the inclusion of www.ratemysister.com and www.ratemypubes.com in the list of links that may or may not exist has increased traffic to Mental Fiber by nearly 75%. Oddly enough the majority of the people searching for www.ratemysister.com using Yahoo! Search are not from the deep south as you might expect, but from Alaska. Isolation due to incapacitating cold plus a lack of available single females inspires a cursory curiosity about incest. We can all agree on that. But what's really strange is that the people that came to Mental Fiber looking for www.ratemypubes.com are not from France. They are from here, in the U.S. You'd think real bushwhackers would be from somewhere it isn't considered icky to be completely unshorn. Maybe my assumptionm that www.ratemypubes.com would be a site for huge, scary, wookie bush is incorrect. Perhaps www.ratemypubes.com would be more like a gallery for those whose pubes are expertly and uniquely styled. Perhaps a festive configuration involving battery powered christmas lights, red and green manic-panic, and a tub of Bed-Head Ultra-Hold. Where would one hide the battery pack?