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Highly Educated Columnist Reveals Secret Shame!

Following the release of her controversial new book Are Men Necessary?, a collection of New York Times gender issue pieces and pseudo-relevant commentary, Maureen Dowd was forced to admit she had failed 8th grade biology. Critics of both genders have panned the book implying, almost universally, that Dowd has used the book to try and justify her angst and lack of self-esteem stemming from her inability to land a decent man. Recently, it was thought that she may be leaving The New York Times. Some speculate that she may plan to play for the other team. A notion that seems to be supported by recent developments. She has recently signed a lucrative endorsement deal with the Corrugated Laminate Intermediary Technology Operators Regulation Improvement Sociecty which seeks to use Dowd to boost the public perception of it's new non-toxic food-quality cardboard boxes.