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Allen pledges to live long enough to "marry at least one more daugher,"

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Director Woody Allen (pictured above with his current wife, his daughter, his next wife, a statue of himself and some white girl) stated, this week, that living to 70 has not given him any wisdom he did not possess at 30. To prove this he announced his intention to marry at least one more of he daughters. He acknowledged the legality might be difficult since, this time around, the daughters in question are not adopted. He also stated that he is likely to go for his youngest daughter (child of current wife and former daughter Sun Yi) and said that if he does marry the blonde one it will only be to get at her younger sister.