Linkuesday

All the links this week were provided by Doordolt or Mike (the guy who wore a Star Trek uniform to work yesterday). There are two categories. SCARY!!! and FUNNY!!!

In honor of Halloween we will do scary first.

Sony leads the industry in fascist Digital Rights Management (warning Geek required for comprehension)

Even WPA-PSK easily cracked! (keep your Geek handy for this one too)

Happy Halloween! (this would have gone in the funny file except that it seems to cause violent nausea in the more dramatic)

Politics gets even uglier as liberals get some scrote, finally! (dirty or not, it's about time)

On to the funny! (maybe some of these should be switched around)

A beauty contest where the contestants can't sleep with the judges... well actually.... (keep your barf bag handy and thank god there are no pictures)

Every 28 days she acts like she's possessed! (Move over The Onion. Landover Baptist here I come)

He was wearing pants that felt like tennis ball fuzz. He was asking for it. (little did they know, that dog was a registered sex offender)

Yahoo News editors obviously don't know what "the shocker" is. (Dirty Proverbs: if you also don't know)
Ah, the internet. Humanity's doom and salvation all in one porn filled cupcake. I hope you enjoyed all the links this week. I know I did.