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Researchers Convert Chicken Fat to Fuel

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. - Fuel is the thing with feathers. Hoping to find an efficient way to help power automobiles and trucks, researchers at the University of Arkansas say they have developed a way to convert chicken fat to a biodiesel fuel.

General Motors Corporation, in an attempt to one up competitive rival Toyota's "Synergy Drive" hybrid technology has announced a partnership with Kentucky Fried Chicken to fuel their new "Clucky Drive" mechanism, which incorporates the new chicken fat fuel. It will be marketed as the first alternative fuel system that is "Finger Licking Good".

Partial Face Transplant Done in France

LYON, France - Doctors have performed the world's first partial face transplant, grafting a nose, lips and chin onto a 38-year-old woman disfigured by a dog bite, hospital officials said Wednesday. The hospitals' statement said the woman was in "excellent" condition, and the transplanted organs looked "normal." She wants to remain anonymous, the statement added. It seems there is still hope for Tori Spelling after all.