Monday, September 12, 2005

Unknown Said...

Wiring 2.0

This is the AFTER picture. You can't even imagine what it looked like before. I also damaged one of my optical cables. There is still light coming through but the fiber has been cut or split because the signal has been scrambled and the receptor can't reach it. Optical cables are expensive and fragile. I tried to be careful but the broken cord is the one that feed through the wall from my desktop in the office to my optical switch (the silver thing on top of the multiplexor) so it must have been pulled too vigorously, a problem I've had before. The cords slung over the top of the cable box are those that connect to the HDTV. I was able to shorten some of the cords but for the most part I had to use the standard 4, 6, and 10 foot cables I already had. What I wouldn't give to have devices that were "All Optical" compatible. Even the Onkyo devices where everything can be connected with 1394 would be all right. So that was One Gamecube component cable, one Gamecube audio cable, one Xbox advanced A/V component video cable, an optical cable for the Xbox, one coaxial cable to the cable box, left and right rca from the cable box to the multiplexor, component cables from the cable box to the multiplexor, cables from the multiplexor to the stereo, one optical cable for the cable box, left and right rca for the DVD changer, one digital coax cable for the DVD changer, s-video backups, power cords, optical cable from the computer, optical cable from the switch to the stereo, 5 speaker wired, one digital coax for the subwoofer, and on and on.... I was mentally pooped after thinking all that through. Next weekend I go in with the twist ties and clean the bitch up.

9 Comments:

Blogger EZMezzo said...

Whackly, if you want to fix my spaghetti cord mess behind my electronics, be my guest. I'm wayyyy too overwhelmed to try and untangle it myself.

11:33 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

i was thinking of putting myself in the yellow pages as someone who could just come out to your house and hook shit up
.... the "hooker uppers"
got a new router... call a hooker
got a new computer... call a hooker
got a new cable box... call a hooker...


i just come in, make and inventory, buy cords, and start connecting everything.... i could even give a chart of how to use each device, what remote, what settings... i could make the geek sqad look like computer renaissance employees. don't know what i mean? go drown a monkey about 8 times and bring him back to life each time by inflating his lungs with a can of dust-off... when you are all down he will STILL be able to beat a computer renaissance employee at basic computer troubleshooting skill tests. just drown the monkey once and leave him dead... he will still do better than a digital magic employee.... now they are a local shop so if you are from this area please heed the following notice... IF YOU THINK THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND IS A BAD IDEA JUST REMEMBER THAT IT COULD BE WORSE... WE COULD HAVE THE RETARDED LEADING THE BLIND... WORSE YET WE COULD HAVE THOSE DUMB ENOUGH TO SEEK PC HELP OR SHOP AT COMPUTER RENAISSANCE OR DIGITAL MAGIC LEADING THE RETARDS

11:46 AM  
Blogger EZMezzo said...

You forgot, neeed a woman?...call a hooker...

12:13 PM  
Blogger Something dirty said...

Fortunately, 99% of the time, people who put this type of shit together don't have the audacity to call the cable company for trouble shooting. It's that 1% we need to exterminate postehaste.

Whackly, apparently Mezzo is interested so how much would you charge as a hooker (upper)?

1:03 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

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1:33 PM  
Blogger EZMezzo said...

How funny is this...

The word verification for this comment is

'cokepoo'

what are the odds?

1:35 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

like i have money and time to be making my own cords... if i were going to do this i would use prepackaged cords so i can show them a reciept and be reimbursed and also so that if a cord fails they won't call me. they will call someone who gives a shit. i can't even afford to replace the optical cable i broke, i can't go buy coax and a crimper and make my own component video cables. anyway... some of us had to learn to make new cables from systm.org because we didn't have an a/v club in high school. in fact there weren't any virgins in my high school at all

1:41 PM  
Blogger erin elizabeth king said...

my favorite german word is kablesalat which literally means cable salad.

1:35 PM  
Blogger EZMezzo said...

Nice segue from A/V Club Members to being virgins with no clue.

12:05 PM  

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