People of Boston:
You are fucking retarded. There is no other explanation for this bomb scare fiasco. The best part is that it's all on film. The people who put up these magnetic LED ads actually put the video of their work on Youtube! The whole world can see that your city went into Blackwatch Plaid (Super Pee Pants) terror alert over some lights in the shape of a cartoon character. First of all, when was the last time Al-Queda actually put lights all over a bomb? Can anyone tell me the why a bomber would light his bomb up like a Christmas Tree? Fuck the lights.. why would a bomber bother be putting a cartoon (especially one that's flipping the bird) on a bomb at all!? He wouldn't! For CHRISSAKES!
In other news:
Some kid is serving 10 years (no parole) and will be permanently registered as a sex offender because an aquaintence voluntarily (2 years his junior-he was 17 and she was 15) gave him a B.J. at a New Year's Eve party. She didn't even swallow.
A substitute teacher is convicted and faces 40 years because a school computer she was using for a presentation in a computer lab hadn't been properly updated or secured by the school's IT personnel and was thoroughly infested with spyware, subsequently causing a Porn Storm of pop-up ads to display pornographic material to the children. It was completely not her fault but the D.A., Judge, and Jury didn't understand the technology and the computer forensics evidence and testimony that completely clears her was suppressed. Mmm Hmm.
This Shit is TRUE! I swear! It IS!
China's military is harvesting body parts for transplant from unwilling prison inmates (the 2nd link is from 2001 and now it's been confirmed so they've been doing this for years and getting away with it by simply denying it)! Not to mention the fact that they are killing Tibetans in the mountains as they make pilgrimages to India to see the Dali Lama.
Germany, and a few other EU countries, have issued arrest warrants for American CIA agents for carrying out Extraordinary Renditions in their countries and on their citizens without permission. Actually you can't carry out an extraordinary rendition without permission. If you do it's actually called kidnapping.
The United States dropped flyers from airplanes over Pakistan offering cash rewards to anyone who turned in a terrorist. I can't imagine why the US Gov has so many prisoners against which they have no evidence. //Sarcasm Fucking witchunt for profit. Also, Pakistan arrests kite flyers.
Scientologists are actually allowed to claim that Scientology is a religion!
This is just a fraction of the fucked up shit that has been happening in the world. And yet, somehow, more retarded than all of that is the fact that Bostonians will completely shit their pants with fear if they see a GOD DAMNED LITE-BRITE!!!!
In other news:
Some kid is serving 10 years (no parole) and will be permanently registered as a sex offender because an aquaintence voluntarily (2 years his junior-he was 17 and she was 15) gave him a B.J. at a New Year's Eve party. She didn't even swallow.
A substitute teacher is convicted and faces 40 years because a school computer she was using for a presentation in a computer lab hadn't been properly updated or secured by the school's IT personnel and was thoroughly infested with spyware, subsequently causing a Porn Storm of pop-up ads to display pornographic material to the children. It was completely not her fault but the D.A., Judge, and Jury didn't understand the technology and the computer forensics evidence and testimony that completely clears her was suppressed. Mmm Hmm.
This Shit is TRUE! I swear! It IS!
China's military is harvesting body parts for transplant from unwilling prison inmates (the 2nd link is from 2001 and now it's been confirmed so they've been doing this for years and getting away with it by simply denying it)! Not to mention the fact that they are killing Tibetans in the mountains as they make pilgrimages to India to see the Dali Lama.
Germany, and a few other EU countries, have issued arrest warrants for American CIA agents for carrying out Extraordinary Renditions in their countries and on their citizens without permission. Actually you can't carry out an extraordinary rendition without permission. If you do it's actually called kidnapping.
The United States dropped flyers from airplanes over Pakistan offering cash rewards to anyone who turned in a terrorist. I can't imagine why the US Gov has so many prisoners against which they have no evidence. //Sarcasm Fucking witchunt for profit. Also, Pakistan arrests kite flyers.
Scientologists are actually allowed to claim that Scientology is a religion!
This is just a fraction of the fucked up shit that has been happening in the world. And yet, somehow, more retarded than all of that is the fact that Bostonians will completely shit their pants with fear if they see a GOD DAMNED LITE-BRITE!!!!
Labels: FTW
posted by Unknown at 11:42 PM
5 Comments:
iThe news on this keeps rolling in and the people of Boston keep looking stupider and stupider.
Lite Brites are pretty creepy.
fat kids pick on the retards.
retards pick on Bostonians. What's your point?
Thats fucking dumb. Ive been out o town so I didnt hear about this, I mean, I read about it acouple of days ago when they were shutting the harbor down, and then when I got home on msnbc making it out to be a damn near terrorist plot, but now that I see the fucking lite brite characters they were using, get a fuck clue boston, get stoned, watch some late night tv and fucking chill bitches.
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