Damn It Cartoon Network. Stop Stifling Futurama
Here are two big whopping things out of many I've noticed have been changed in Futurama between its original airing and the airings on Cartoon Network. They are trimming more every day. Maybe it's the earlier time slot, I dunno.
In the episode with the $300 tricky dick fun bill, upon smelling the ambergrise (sp?) Amy puts on Mom originally said "Good Christ! What smells like porpoise hoark?" and now says "Holy Crap! What smells like porpoise hoark?" or something very similar.
In the episode with the lady part on top and the fish part on the bottom, Atlanta, and Hermes' Manwich, upon seeing the menacing shadow rising from the deep snagged on the diamond filament line the professor originally said "Sweet zombie Jesus!" and now says "Sweet Zombie..." cutting to silence with the professor mouthing the word "Jesus."
These comments are considered too blasphemous to be on TV... ...on the same network that aired that ad with a depiction of a Jesus looking guy getting his neck chewed on my and animal... or was there a motorcycle in it... I dunno but it was wrong... funny but wrong. The network that airs Moral Orel? Where I watched Brock Sampson naked and covered in blood look for Hank and Dean while Dean dabs Hank on the crotch to put out the pants fire started when Hank had to dry piss on his pants by humping the hand dryer. The same network where an "axe" was used to rend a character's head in twain to reveal its inner workings on the most recent Metalocalypse? "Good Christ! What smells like porpoise hoark?" is too far? What the Christ?
In the episode with the $300 tricky dick fun bill, upon smelling the ambergrise (sp?) Amy puts on Mom originally said "Good Christ! What smells like porpoise hoark?" and now says "Holy Crap! What smells like porpoise hoark?" or something very similar.
In the episode with the lady part on top and the fish part on the bottom, Atlanta, and Hermes' Manwich, upon seeing the menacing shadow rising from the deep snagged on the diamond filament line the professor originally said "Sweet zombie Jesus!" and now says "Sweet Zombie..." cutting to silence with the professor mouthing the word "Jesus."
These comments are considered too blasphemous to be on TV... ...on the same network that aired that ad with a depiction of a Jesus looking guy getting his neck chewed on my and animal... or was there a motorcycle in it... I dunno but it was wrong... funny but wrong. The network that airs Moral Orel? Where I watched Brock Sampson naked and covered in blood look for Hank and Dean while Dean dabs Hank on the crotch to put out the pants fire started when Hank had to dry piss on his pants by humping the hand dryer. The same network where an "axe" was used to rend a character's head in twain to reveal its inner workings on the most recent Metalocalypse? "Good Christ! What smells like porpoise hoark?" is too far? What the Christ?
posted by Unknown at 12:07 AM
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c'mon whackly,do what i did
buy them on DVD,so you dont have to bother watching them on TV again
p.s,i am having problems getting onto teamengrishhg.com,is it okay for you?
The DVD's are the way to watch em. But I am as lazy as whackly is...and just watch the DVR'd ones from Cartoon Network...
Guess I didn't notice the edits...but then again, I haven't watched that many on DVR yet.
well the "Good Christ! What smells like porpoise hoark?" is even edited on the DVDs... at least it is in the Region 1 version. And no... teamengrishHG.com/phpBB doesn't work like ever unless I load it like 4 times. forums.teamengrishhg.com doesn't work and if I actually type in "http://www.teamengrishhg.com/phpBB/" remembering the slash on the end it will actually work the first time... the slash on the end is somehow important
also.. I do have them on DVD... in fact I had most of them pre-ordered
wtf? i am in complete agreement with whackly, what a bunch of christ balls. there are some of us poor people who can't afford to buy DVD's and who rely on cartoon network for futurama. and i want the christ back in futurchrist? no, but anyway, who are they protecting here? fucking children? it's adult swim people! this is supposed to be untarnished for us! i say we attack!
maybe not so much with the attacking
my version definetly says the sweet zombie jesus phrase,but i will have to check for the other one
what series is it?.....am i right in thinking it is the episode when fry loses his nose!!??
nope... it's in volume 4... i think... it's the episode where the whale swallows amy's watch and leela stuffs dead fish in her swimsuit when swimming with the whale so she can make him barf... and yeah... the "sweet zombie jesus" line is untouched on the dvd but it is edited on TV. the "good christ what smells like porpoise hoark" is altered on the dvd though... on the dvd i have it's "holy crap what smells...." i think... and they edit it on TV
if the DVDs are altered, isn't it FOX who is editing the show, not Cartoon Network?
maybe but when it aired on fox it was unaltered... and most episodes weren't really aired twice... because they were pre-empted so many times they were actually aired the first time during the time when most shows were showing reruns
I doubt it has anything to do with Comedy Central, Fox is just a bunch of haters and wimps.
I understand that people might be offended. Shit, I get offended all the time by mostly everything. But this just reinforces for me how dumb religion is. (anybody offended?)
Im for the attacking aswell, and what is porpoise hoark?
porpoise hoark would be the hoark (barf, spew, technicolor burb) or a porpoise (dolphin, orca, beluga.. and animal like that)...
in conclusion... porpoise hoark woiuld be something hoarked up by a porpoise... such as while barf (i.e. ambergris (sp?))
okay...finally found it
...amy puts on the perfume
everyone says 'ewwww' then straight away mom says 'what smells like freakin' porpoise hoark?'
i have never seen these episodes on TV,i only finally watched series 4 when i got it on DVD...so i couldnt tell you if it was different over here
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