Friday, June 16, 2006

Unknown Said...

Spears Forgets She Fired Hairdresser In Dorito Induced Stupor


Completely forgetting that she had fired her long time hairdresser in a violent rage of sodium and preservatives last May, Britney still claimed, Thursday, that she's a natural blonde. When asked if the rug matches the curtains she replied "How would I know? I have a gay guy for that."

2 Comments:

Blogger Something dirty said...

Ha! Oh, Britney, what happened? And is anyone surpised?

8:49 PM  
Blogger scecina said...

I would still boink her.

7:02 PM  

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