How? Also..... Why?

I can't download and preview songs from the new DangerDoom album legally (not that I didn't anyway) even though I fully intend to purchase the album. That's considered me ripping them off. What if I were to repackage that album with the titles altered and say I made it? Is that even more of a rip off? Logically, it would be, right? But welcome to the here and now. Fuck logic. Forcibly hold down the wriggling tentacles of logic and whip out your dick and fuck it right in the middle where the beak would be if it hadn't been worn off trying to chew through the thick skulls of the American public and infect our collective mind. I want you to read this article. Take notice of the title of the book and its subject matter. CNN avoids mentioning HBO or Kim Catrell throughout the entire article but they do reference Mr. Big. They know they are peddling bullshit. They do it anyhow. Based on this article I have devised a plan to write a novel called Everyone's Loving Raymond about a cartoonist who lives across the street from his overbearing Jewish mother and his shell shocked, retired accountant father. He has 3 kids. The oldest two are fraternal twins. His wife is muslim from Pakistan and his brother is a firefighter. Sounds good, right? I got the idea all by myself. I was just sitting there watching Fox between 9 and 10 p.m. last night and inspiration hit.