Charter is raising prices again.
Yes. Those are Astound magnets. Yes, that's the door to the sprinkler valve room door inside the actual Charter building in Waite Park (next to what used to be Karen and Linda's office).
posted by Unknown at 9:51 AM
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next to what is now beth's office if i remember correctly
Beth's office? Which Beth? What does she do there?
she sucks the blood out of babies so they don't stain the walls and make a mess when they are thrown into the executive meetings
sorry. i stand corrected. i've been informed that she doesn't actually suck the blood out of the babies. her supervisor does that. she's in charge of holding them down and doing chest compressions to keep the blood flowing until they're dry. then she gets to lick up whatever has spilled on the floor.
another correction. apparently this all happens on a carpeted floor. she does not lick up the blood. she actually sucks it out of the carpet. but even that only happens when there's enough to spill off the sacrificial table. i've been informed the table is made of mdf but has been covered in a faux stone vinyl veneer and that the room is decorated with sneering animal heads to ensure a sustained elevated heart rate for the sacrifice. also, despite now being an unashamed force for evil she is regarded by her co-demons as "kinda dingy" and often makes naive statements that are offensive to those she deems "lesser" than herself.
also, she looks like the chick on the billboard by the fairfield.
Oh I remember her.
Hilariousness! JJ, awesome deadpan answer.
When not sacrificing delicious babies, I believe she's like, business ad or service sales, can't remember which. Used to be on CS sales team.
And then he was gone! I'm guessing the whackly family is on the road right now, hmm?
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