Trivia

 Screwtape:  How many did you say there were?

Wormwood:  80 some.  I don't recall exactly.

Screwtape:  Ass clowns, eh?  Huh.

Wormwood:  Not just regular ass clowns.  That's just it.  They're special.  They're completely talentless.

Screwtape:  How does that make them special?

Wormwood:  Consider it.  No talent.  Ass Clowns.  C'MON!

Screwtape:  I just don't see how a no talent ass clown can win a trivia contest.

Wormwood:  Just forget I said anything.

Screwtape:  Don't roll your eyes at me like I'm an idiot just because you can't explain your position.

Wormwood:  You're a pedantic fuck.