Here's a time waster for you.
You got like 10 minutes before you have to leave but you're already set to go? You thought you'd just check your email but you didn't have any, right?
This is the perfect opportunity to test whether or not you can tell the difference between sex toys and baby toys.
Enjoy!
Or you could take a look at the marvels of Japanese automated service and vending machines!
Konichiwa bitches!
Or you could watch this video. (Warning: It's not the video from The Ring but you are likely to die after watching it)
Thou shalt not worship false idols.
Or you could look at some pictures.
Dirty knees, look at these!
You could also chip in via Paypal so I can build one of these.
Sweet sweet candy.
You could read this and tell me your opinion. Of course your opinion might be wrong.
Wii are sick of plays on words using "Wii."
Click below to find out whether or not video games are the root of all evil.
If it's not homosexuality or Islam, it must be video games.
If you like that...
...Here's some more.
You could examine the ratio of "R" to "D" in this interesting article.
Republicans suck.
This is the perfect opportunity to test whether or not you can tell the difference between sex toys and baby toys.
Enjoy!
Or you could take a look at the marvels of Japanese automated service and vending machines!
Konichiwa bitches!
Or you could watch this video. (Warning: It's not the video from The Ring but you are likely to die after watching it)
Thou shalt not worship false idols.
Or you could look at some pictures.
Dirty knees, look at these!
You could also chip in via Paypal so I can build one of these.
Sweet sweet candy.
You could read this and tell me your opinion. Of course your opinion might be wrong.
Wii are sick of plays on words using "Wii."
Click below to find out whether or not video games are the root of all evil.
If it's not homosexuality or Islam, it must be video games.
If you like that...
...Here's some more.
You could examine the ratio of "R" to "D" in this interesting article.
Republicans suck.
posted by Unknown at 10:59 PM
5 Comments:
well, i enjoyed your post as usual. however, it all kinda went down hill. maybe next time, just to please me cuz i am all that matters, you could go from the worst to the best, so we could end on a high note. that helps stacey's sanity. just a bit, but a bit is somedays, a lot.
totally love the vending machines and feel like a giant fucking idiot cuz the u.s. is supposed to be the super country, which this just proves to us again, is hilarious.
So Wii is pronounced "we". Good to know.
You can give babies sex toys to play with and they won't know the difference? Or... no, both too yucky to type.
No offense if anyone reading this is 'Republican' buuuuuuttttttt... Republicans are martians from outer space who have come here to ruin us. Probably. Relax I'm kidding, I don't really believe that...um
I think we're all with ya, J.
no republican would actually read this. research shows that the only way the ignorant can hold onto beliefs that are obviously false is to make sure they never read, listen to, or watch anything that don't already know agrees with, and panders to everything they want to believe. "what research?" you say? Professor Heywood Jabuzzoff from STFU has many studies demonstrating this over the last 30 years. His most recent study was was clear and concise it coule be summed up in one sentence. That sentence: "Lick my pucker pink pie-hole."
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