Monday, July 17, 2006

Unknown Said...

Quote of the Day.

"I would also ask the President why we're paying for two 'Ethics Advisors' and a 'Director of Fact Checking. They must be the only people in Washington who get more vacation time than the President. Maybe the White House could consolidate these positions into a Director of Irony." Illinois Rep. Rahm Emanuel

I have some suggestions for other new administrative posts given the current turmoil in the world.

"Minister of rocking back and forth muttering 'Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit'"
"Pending Doom Czar"
"Secretary of pretending we had nothing to so with the fact that WW3 is about to kill us all."
"Director of obfuscation and scapegoating."

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