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Friday, January 13, 2006
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oh yeah, omfg. i don't even know what to think. a part of me says, yeah take religion outta politics, but i read further about his police corruption bit and he intends to name a couple of his friends as top cops and wouldn't that be the same thing that every other politician has done for forever? and doesn't it just piss you off that they can do that shit? whatever happened to someone doing the work and getting their DUE credit instead of getting someone to sneak you in cuz we go way back. oh, and i might need you later. its all the same shit, different publicity.
hey, that guy made the news this weekend.
Just a little spippet from his website for those of you who joked that you would vote for him just to vote for a vampire.
Invading Turks
It was once reported that an invading Turkish army turned back
in fright when it encountered thousands of rotting corpses
impaled on the banks of the Danube.
Our great country has been attacked by those of Muslim and
Islamic beliefs. In Vlad's day, the Turks were of Muslim belief.
However, Vlad's actions instilled such fear in them, to where
they 'ceased and desist' in their efforts to invade and attack
Romania while he ruled.
Like Vlad, I will be feared by those who wish us harm, and by
criminals who prey upon the innocent.
As President, I will sign an Executive Presidential Order which
will authorize me to Impale 'ALL' Terrorists and certain
criminals. As governor, my 'legal way' to justify Impaling
criminals is when they are charged, they will also be charged
with 'Act's of Terrorism' if their criminal actions are: RAPE,
CHILD ABUSE/NEGLIGECT, DRUG DEALING/PROCESSION,
VIOLENCE UPON THE ELDERLY OR WOMEN, RELIGIOUS
DECRIMINATION/ATTACKS, DWI/DUI (multiple offenses),
CHILD MOLESTATION, MURDER (other than justified),
POLICE BRUTALITY/ABUSE OF POWER and
JUDICAL/PROSECTUTION MISCONDUCT.
The Jury will have to deliberate not only on the original crime,
but if it meets the criteria of an 'Act of Terrorism.' If the jury
agrees that the crime fits the Act, then I will Impale the
convicted criminal out front of the State Capital, within a week
of being found guilty.
I will defy any law that is meant to protect Osama bin Laden
and his followers/supporters, if they attack any one in
Minnesota. I will Impaled them right in front of our State
Capital, to show their comrades and other terrorists, that I am
not a WUSS!
To some, Impaling may be medieval. However, history has
proved that it is a strong deterrent against those who prey upon
innocent.
LOL... I HOPE I DON'T GET IMPALED FOR DRUG "PROCESSION" ... LOL
JUDICAL/PROSECTUTION MISCONDUCT
did he mean Judicial/Prosecutorial Misconduct?
POLICE BRUTALITY/ABUSE OF POWER
did he mean he would impale himslef for impaling others for DUI?
MURDER (other than justified)
if a killing it's not considered Murder. Is he wishing to redefine these words?
RELIGIOUS DECRIMINATION/ATTACKS
hello, kettle? this is the pot...
VIOLENCE UPON THE ELDERLY OR WOMEN
want to kill adult men? aw, help yourself!
DRUG DEALING/PROCESSION
it's OK to have the drugs just don't have a parade about it... ...
CHILD ABUSE/NEGLIGECT
when you need a word like negligence or neglect... but one that has the legal sound of negligence but the noun/verb versatility of neglect... there's negligect.....
I would also that Child Abuse and Child Molestation have seperate entries... which means that to this guy Child Molestation is not abuse... it's wrong for some other reason that goes unexplained... nothing like reducing child molestation to a technicality... THAT "NEGLIGECTFUL"
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