Nuesday

Kansas beats Iowa, Minnesota, and Idaho for the title of MOST BACKWARD STATE. In a controversial vote the Kansas State Board of Education has approved the teaching of Intelligent Design in Kansas classrooms. Representatives have stated that the board found that the recent archaelogical evidence and discoveries in molecular biology have proven the existence of intelligent design. The representatives refused to identify the scientific evidence they used to come to this conclusion. Unlike most Nuesday posts the punchline of this post is not sarcastic, ironic, sacreligious, sardonic or false. Here's the punchline: This Story is TRUE!!!! Don't go to Kansas!