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Las Vegas - Sigfried and Roy made their first public appearance last week as patrons to a Vegas show last week. The entertainers have been out of the public eye ever since Roy was mauled by a white tiger in their show a few years ago. Sources close to the couple have been quoted as saying that Roy's extensive medical treatment has been costly and has drained their once substantial resources. In a related story, Sigfried and Roy have announced a new partnership with the makers of KY Jelly to use their celebrity to sell product. Calls to their Las Vegas Suite were not returned, although other guests reported hearing muffled sounds of "OH SIGFRIED!!!", "OH ROY!!!!" heard faintly in the hotel.