Hey Look! Alice Shannon of Soldotna Alaska is an Idiot!

This is what happens when you educate people just enough to be literate but not quite enough to grasp the underlying principle freedoms and protections clearly laid out in the Bill Of Rights and Constitution Of the United States Of America. Alice Shannon of Soldotna Alaska, this is your 15 minutes of fame. Aren't you glad you'll spend that 15 minutes standing slackjawed, breathing through your mouth, with your hillrod showing?

While researching this I found a post somewhere stating that this Alice Shannon only copied this rant from the blog of a woman named Gloria "Wendy" Ray of Aiken, South Carolina. Now, Alice (nom de plume, no doubt) may have meant this ironically but it makes no difference because Gloria "Wendy" Ray did not. So switch the names around as you wish. At least the South Carolina connection makes it more plausible. It has been my experience that, with the exception of pockets of holdout communities like Morrison/Streans County MN, people generally get stupider, in the United States, as you move South.