Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Unknown Said...

The Irony

In the past we've taken mediocre mp3 players and cameras and crammed them into a cell phone.

However, Apple thinks differently. This "different thinking" might be a direct linear progression of their current product line but rest assured some zealous fanboy will tell you its revolutionary. If you like low bitrate music, crappily delivered through earbuds that make Beethoven sound like bee-barf and the tiny hairs in your ears die then you'll THRILL to Apple's newest product.

They've broken protocol and decided that, rather than add a crappy mp3 player to a phone, they would (get this... it's brilliant) add a phone and a camera to a mediocre mp3 player! Brilliant!  Behold! The creatively named iPhone!!!!

7 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

For SD:
Fuck Gawker comments... there's no way this thing is better than the Ewok Village Playset. Mezzo can confirm.

10:23 PM  
Blogger metallicorphan said...

i envy you,i never had the ewok village playset...i had wicket and that medicine 'man' though...oh and the speeder bikes that fell apart when you pressed a button......happy,happy days

as for Apple,havent bought anything of theirs,and this doesnt thrill me at all

same with microsofts zune or whatever...i just cant be arsed

12:18 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Seriously, the more I iRead about this iPOS the more I want to iKill somebody.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but but but i wanna be poplur just like everyone else. i want to show my individuality so everyone else can see how different i am cuz we all have the same crap! can't you see? can't you SEE!! you're different just like me. my word verification is "muuhup" do you think it's trying to tell me something?

12:40 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

the forum is up... thought the categories are not.... mezzo and i are tossing about some plans... something's gonna happen there.. i dunno what.. but something

10:30 PM  
Blogger metallicorphan said...

ooooh......i'll have to go check that place out

as for yer iphone thing...in the papers yesterday,it said it was gonna go for £275-£300.....hmm,to compare(for you American peeps)...the 360 premium is £280....so,you reckon its worth it?,LOL...i dont even use my mobile(cell)phone

1:13 AM  
Blogger metallicorphan said...

remember this place guys?

is that you at the bottom post big dog?...as it isnt me...even if the names are similar.....but 330 posts with that name????


http://forums.lucasarts.com/thread.jspa?threadID=90993&start=45

1:17 AM  

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