Tuesday, January 31, 2006

EZMezzo Said...

Nuesday


Poll Finds Men Want Jessica Alba as Girlfriend


More guys want Jessica Alba for their girlfriend than any other woman, according to AskMen.com's top 99 list for 2006. The 24-year-old actress tops the Web site's list ranking female celebrities on their "long-term relationship material."

In a related story, a recent Gallop Poll reported that young males preference in females with big ta ta's, no measurable talent other than smiling like a doughnut, and the brain function of a cockroach to be steadily increasing.

Pollsters are confused however, because for the first time in years Britney Spears did not make the list.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, cummon! didja really need a gallop poll to tell you that guys like their girls like they like their blow up dolls? "big ta-tas...smiling like a doughnut..."
that is just too perfect, mezzo, were you thinking of your plastic polly?

11:27 PM  
Blogger EZMezzo said...

FYI her name is Betty Blow-Up!!!!

LOL

9:33 AM  

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